The Complete Schoolgirl Milky Crisis Index

It has come to my attention that the Kindle version of Schoolgirl Milky Crisis omits the book’s infamous index. Oh, all you digipeople are so smart with your searchy buttons, you think you don’t need an index! Well, the SMC index was my little tribute to Joe Queenan and came in for particular praise from many reviewers… and hopefully not because it just meant that the book was almost over. Here it is in full.

100 Greatest Cartoons, 266

119, 327

2001: A Space Odyssey, 34

2046, 107-8

300, 162

8-Man, 258

A Da, 140, 145, 146

A.Li.Ce, 96, 370

abandon, lemming-like, 275

Accidental Death of an Anarchist, 65

actors, bitchiness of, 62; bizarre whims of, 267; control of, 53; in cupboards, 53; ideal conditions for, 235-6; questionable dedication of, 10, 65, 235; drinking habits of, 56; pets of, 57; poor quality of, 334; resemblance to shop dummies of, 335; residuals of, 209; smell of, 54; shitty life of, 59

ADV Films, 98, 277

Affleck, Ben, 261

afros, desirability on samurai of, 265

After Life, 323

Aguilera, Christina, 288

Ah! My Goddess, 67-9

Aim for the Ace, 317, 324, 329-31

Ainsworth, John, 61, 63

Aki’s Goal, 332

Akira, 35-7, 47, 109, 164, 251, 255, 271, 272-3, 276, 304, 309, 347, 351, 391

Aladdin, 153

Alakazam the Great, 134

Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves, 31

Alien³, 34

Aliens, 8, 61, 63

al-Jazeera ninja movie, 126

Alpert, Steve, 43, 239

Alton, David, 274

Amano Yoshitaka, 40-1

America, nationwide melancholy of, 187

Amino Tetsuro, 356

Anderson, Gerry, 121, 370

Anderson, Paul, 360

Ando Mitsuo, 343

Angel Heart, 93, 246, 297

Angel Tales, 291

Angel’s Egg, 41

Animalympics, 365

animatics, 9, 57-8

Animatrix, 277-8

Anime Center, 56

Anime Expo, 170-1

Anime Weekend Atlanta, 168

Anne of Green Gables, 31

Anno Hideaki, 283

Antique Bakery, 167

Aoki, Mike, 182

Appleseed, 43-6, 48-9, 97-8, 268, 309-10, 376

Aramaki Shinji, 48

Arishima Ginko, 194

Arishima Ishiro, 130

Armageddon, 253-5

Army of the Apes, 122

Asami Mitsuhiko, 189

Asano Tadanobu, 107, 307, 320-1

Aso Taro, unexpected diplomacy of, 100

assassins, disguised as florists, 259

Astro Boy, 35-6, 76, 303, 391

astro turfing, 160-1

athletes (jiggling), 316

Atlas, 44

Atomic Bomb Victim Medical Care Law (1957), 27

Attack Number One, 317

Attack on Tomorrow, 317

Audiofile (used as coffee table), 19-20

Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification, 292-3

Avalon, 34

Azumi, 330

Bacall, Lauren, 209

Backdraft, 327

Bakumatsu Sorcery, 332

Bale, Christian, 209

Ballard, J.G., 306

Bandai, 123, 213-4

Bangkok Dangerous, 296

Barefoot Gen, 28-9

Batman, 8, 38, 254, 270, 272, 345, 392

Battle Angel Alita, 349

Battle of the Planets, 126, 148, 259

Battlestar Galactica, 313

Bayside Shakedown, 172

Bean, Mr., with sniper rifle, 321

beautician, resemblance to Grim Reaper of, 324

Beauty Seven, 328

Bee-Fighter, 123

Beetleborgs, 123

begonia, distressed, 287

Beneath the Black Rain, 27, 30

Beowulf, 173

Berlin Film Festival, 260-1

Bester, Alfred, 36

Betamax, 73

Bewitched, 324-6

Big Comic Spirits, 181

Big X, 303

Big, 282

bigatures, 133

bikini, as rhetorical device, 357; impractical, 198; steel, 206

Bird Charmer, 195

Birdy the Mighty, 121

BITC, 382

Black Magic, 44-5, 309-10

Black Rain, 172

Blade Runner, 33, 34, 301

Blades of Glory, 162

Blink, 296

Block, Tim, 237

Blood: The Last Vampire, 277

Bloomsbury Publishing, 283

Blue Bird, 306, 390

Blue Gender, 157

Blue Pearl, The, 128

Blue Remains, 371

Blue Submarine Number Six, 251, 370

Blue Uru, 309

Blu-Ray, 73, 168, 392

Bondage Queen Kate, 383

bongo-playing dog, 217, 220

Bonnie and Clyde, 35

boobs, recommended size of, 187; reaction to air-conditioning of, 202

brains, freshly scrubbed, 68

Brave New World, 44

Briggs, Raymond, 142, 149

British Board of Film Classification (BBFC), 83, 213, 274-5

British Centre for Literary Translation, 224

British Film Institute, 262

Brother Dearest, 319

Bubble Fiction, 171-3

Bubu Chacha, 291, 305

Bulger, Jamie, 275

Bullet Ballet, 308

Burnham, Nicole, 188

Bush, George W., as cosplay judge, 66-7

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 35

Caddyshack, 184

Camel’s Dance, The, 138

Cameron, James, 309, 346-9

Cannes, 14, 157-8, 164, 247

CAPCOM, 360

Captain America, 343

Captain Caveman, 266

Carey, Mariah, 288

Case Closed, 303

Cashaan/Casshern Robot Hunter, 41, 122, 125-6

Castle of Cagliostro, 31-2

censorship, 81-3, 219, 292-3

Chan, Andrew, 141

Chang Guangxi, 141

Channel Four, 266

charlatanry, 268-9

check-discs, 174

Chiang Kai-shek, 145

Chiba Akira, 182

chickenshit outfit, extraction from, 63

Chikamatsu, 301

Child’s Play 3, 275

Chinese Ghost Story: The Animation, A, 141, 151

Chobi’s Work, 202

Chobits, 299

Chou, Jay, 336

Christmas in August, 247-8

Chungking Express, 107

CIA, blacklist of, 28

Clarke, Fran, 63

Cleopatra: Queen of Sex, 76-7

Clouds on the Hill, 249, 390

Cockpit, The, 229

Coker, Vernon, 213

colorists, 20-1, 37-8

Columbia, 276

combat waitresses, 259

comedy Negro, 288

commentaries, 52-3, 61, 267-8

Company That Shall Remain Nameless, The, 8-9, 215

Complete Book of Scriptwriting, 11

computer games, erotic, 83-4

Conan the Boy Detective, 303, 389

Conceited General, The, 139

conflagrations, monstrous, 327

Confucius, unwelcome thoughts of, 214-5

Consultation on Possession of non-Photographic Depictions of Child Sexual Abuse, 212-3

Cook, Jared, 28

Cool Ship, 75

Cotterill, David, 387

Cowboy Bebop, 265, 313

Crash, 306

Creeping Corridor, 193

critter, half-witted, 267

crocodile kebabs, 104

Crowe, Russell, tragic absence from porn films of, 80

Cruise, Tom, 331, 341

Crying Freeman, 321, 344, 345-9, 352

cult of consumption, pointless, 290

curly hair, as sign of evil, 330

custard glove, 16-17

Cyber Angels, 219

Cyber Weapon Z, 141

Cyborg 009, 122

Czech Film Festival, 29

Dacascos, Mark, 346

Dagger of Kamui, 386

Daily Star, 274

Dairugger XV

Dallos, 78

Damen’s Walker, 207-8

Daredevil, 126

David, Hugh, 98

Day Break, 221

DC Comics, 38

de la Cruz, Edwin, resistance to taunts of, 79

de Niro, Robert, resemblance to Chinese animator of, 93

Death Note, 101-2

Deccult Five, 201-2

Deep Throat, 77-8

Degas, Rupert, 236

Delicious Liaisons, 167, 389

Demolished Man, The, 36

Dempsey & Makepeace, 319

Demy, Jacques, 318

Depp, Johnny, (Japanese voice of), 351

desire to conquer world, author’s, 1, 53

Dessloktoberfest, 168

Dezaki Osamu, 329, 365

Dick, Philip K., 253

Diggs, Taye, 221

Digimon, 103, 283

Dingding versus the Monkey King, 147

Dirty Pair, 332, 356

Discontent of the Baby Zappers, 100

Discovery Channel, 270-2

Disney, Walt (‘the Osamu Tezuka of America’), 75-6, 132, 142, 161, 167, 173, 276, 348

Doctor Slump, 369

Doctor Who, 120, 213; in East European supermarket, 22; jiggery-pokery of, 21; resemblance to Godzilla of, 385

Domain of Murder, 381

Dominion, 47, 48

Domu, 37

Don’t Call it First Love, 189-90

Donner, Richard, 346

Doom, 48, 292

Doraemon, 271

Dracula, 343; malnourished cousin of, 96

Dragon Ball, 94, 170, 349, 392

Dragon Head, 321

Dream Warrior Shadow, 332

DreamWorks, 276

drunks, see Stockwell

Dumpling Brothers, The, 291

Dune, 307

Dunst, Kirsten, 341-2

Duran Duran, 220

Eagle of the Pacific, 128

Eastwood, Clint, Japanese voice of, 33

Easy Rider, 35

Ebert, Roger, 77

economic policy, 67

Elric of Melniboné, 41

Emergency 10:10 10:4, 121

English teaching, 209-12

erectile dysfunction, 198, 335

Escaflowne, 66, 157

estate agents, influence on global politics of, 106-7

euphony, strange, 359

Evangelion, 66, 98, 121, 124, 159, 199-201, 240, 265, 299

Eye 2, 296-8

Eyes of Laura Mars, 296

False Love, 334

fansubbing, 102-3

Fantasia, 174, 287

Feeling From Mountains and Water, 139-40

Fernandez, Peter, 134, 303

Ferrell, Will, 326

filth, cavalcade of, 272

Final Fantasy, 41, 261, 371-4

Fincher, David, 33

Finland, 94-6, 108-10, 167

Fire Boys, 324

Fireball, 35

Firefighter Daigo, 326-8

Fist of the North Star, 344

Fleischer brothers, 114, 138

floozy, blonde, 190

Flower of Eden, 206

Flowers for Algernon, 330

Fly On Dreamers, 30

Fly Pegasus, 259

Fo, Dario, 65

foley editing, 15-17

For Mrs, 332

foreigners, big-nosed, 202

France, 98-100

Frank, Jason, 124

Frankenstein, 298, 343

Frasier, 159

Frightening Theater Unbalance Zone, 120-1

From the Heart, 331

Fuji TV, 119, 317, 327

Fujishima, Kosuke, 67-9

Fumimura Sho, 344

Gaiman, Neil, 38-43, 239, 389

Gainax, 284, 330

Galbraith IV, Stuart, 135

Gamera, 130, 134

Gans, Christophe, 345-9

Gantz, 306

Gashuin Tatsuya, 321

Gekko Kamen, 119

Geller, Uri, 276

Gemini, 307

Geneon, 391

gerund, declension of, 211

Get Carter, 247

Gettler, Nina, 191

Gettysburg Address, similarity to Gundam of, 67

Ghost in the Shell, 33, 46-7, 48, 277, 309, 346, 368; GITS2, 34; GITS SAC, 48, 308-13

Giant Robo, 303

giant rotating swastika, 82-3

Gigantor, 36

Gilliam, Terry, 346

Gladiator, porno version of, 80

Gleicher, Marvin, 349

glimmer of hope, vague, 200

goats, people with morals of, 226

Godard, Jean Luc, 313

Godzilla, 114-9, 120, 128-9, 132, 282, 302, 384-5

Going to the Castle, 188

Gold Lightan, 259

Golden Bowl, 330

Golf Lesson Comic, 180-5

Golgo 13, 132, 365-6

Goshogun, 221, 356

Goths, lonely, 192-3; geeky, 201-2

Goto, Elliot, 182

Gouda Hiroaki, 67

Grand Theft Auto, 292-3

Grandma and Her Ghosts, 138, 141, 150-2

Grant, Hugh, 8

Grave of the Fireflies, 29

Grey: Digital Target, 302

Gunbuster, 220-1, 283-4, 330

Gundam, 67, 149, 196, 214, 271, 282, 304, 356, 380

Gundress, 309

Gunslinger Girl, 167

Guyver, 345

hairdressers in disguise, 194

Halcyon Sun, 226

Hallmark, 286

Hamill, Mark, 345

Han Suk-kyu, 248

Hana to Yume, 186

Hana Yori Dango, 333-5

Hanks, Tom, 282

Hanson, David, 213

Happy Together, 107

Harada Rika, 195

Harada Taizo, 325

harizu (Japan nuts), 287

Harlequin, 186-91, 192

Harmagedon, 36, 344

Havoc in Heaven, see Uproar in Heaven

Hawker, Lindsay, 211-2, 278

Heat Guy J, 300, 305

Heaven Cannot Wait, 323

Heaven’s Kiss, 323

Heidi, 31, 271

Heinlein, Robert, 355-8, 386

Hello Kitty, 109, 142, 172, 284-92; as cause of military action, 288; as unlikely brand of chainsaw, 289; suspicious ‘massager’, 289; murders, 289-90

He-Man, 159

Hepburn, Katharine, 287

hibakusha, 26

High School Teacher, 330

Himura Soraha, 188

Hirai Kazumasa, 344

Hirata Toshio, 29

Hirokane Kenshi, 218

Hiroshima, 26, 30, 114, 133, 229, 300

Hirosue Ryoko, 172

Hit Parade, 132

Hitchcock, Alfred, 33

hitman in a tank-top, 321

hitting each other with sticks, 13

Hoffman, Dustin, 331

Hoichi the Earless, 189

Holiday Inn, inevitable depression at, 105

Hollywood Reporter, 347

Honda Inoshiro/Ishiro, 114-6, 127-8, 132

Honda Kimi, 114, 116, 128

hookers, 198

Howard, Ron, 327

Howl’s Moving Castle, 32, 97-8, 164, 209, 265, 305

Hsu, Barbie, 333-5

Hsu, Vivian, 334

Huang Yet, 335

Hulk, 126, 270

Hung, Sammo, 140

Hungry Best Five, 251

Hur Jin-ho, 248

Hutch the Honeybee, 41

Huxley, Aldous, 44

Hyper Police, 266

I & I, 132

I Bombed Pearl Harbor, 128

I Love Bubu Chacha, 291, 305

I Want to be a Shellfish, 131

I’ll Be Back, 323

idol, pneumatic, 198

Ifukube Akira, 384-5

Iijima Ai, 172, 323

Ikeda Riyoko, 317-9

Ikegami Ryoichi, 321, 344-5, 352

Ikeuchi Shinichi, 183

IMAX, 173

In the Mood for Love, 107-8

Infernal Affairs, 336

Infrared Music, 121

Initial D, 335-6

Inoue Takehiko, 206

Inoue Yo, 380-82

Interview with a Vampire, 340-3

Inu Yasha, 301

ire, smidgen of, 202

Iron Man: The Cinema of Shinya Tsukamoto, 307-8

Ironfist Chinmi, 218

Iseya Yusuke, 125-6

Ishii Katsuhito, 321

Ishinomori Shotaro, 122

Island World, 273

Ito Kazunori, 310

Ito Tsunehisa, 356-7

Ito, Emi and Yumi, 132

Ito, Jerry, 129, 132

Iwaaki Hitoshi, 347

Izuki Reigo, 184

Jackson, Michael, shitty scansion of, 232

Jade Animation, 141

James Clavell’s Shogun, 131

Jamieson, Cathy, 213

Jang Dong-gun, 249, 252

Jansson, Tove, 11, 95

Japan Expo, 99

Japan’s Longest Day, 128

Jazz on Parade, 130

Jetee, La, 372

Jinbo Shiro, 316

Jin-roh: The Wolf Brigade, 34

Jodorowsky, Alejandro, 307

Joint Security Area, 247, 249, 252

Jones, Bridget, neurotic self-regard of, 189

Joshibi University of Art and Design, 286

Journey Through Fairyland, 287

Journey to the West, 140, 142-4, 145-6 (see also Monkey)

Judge Dredd, 60-1, 247, 270

Jurassic Park, 123

Kagawa Kyoko, 131

Kagawa Yumie, 344

Kaguya’s Sound Rains, 193-4

Kamio Yoko, 333-5

Kamiyama Kenji, 310

Kanei Tatsuo, resemblance to Shakespeare of, 183

Kaneshiro Takeshi, 334

Kang Je-gyu, 249

Kappa Mikey, 59

Kase Mitsuko, 301

Kassovitz, Mathieu, 349

Katayama Kazuyoshi, 47, 49

Katsura Chiho, 287

Kawajiri Yoshiaki, 277, 366

Kawasaki Hiroko, 194

Kawasaki Hirotsugu, 351

Kawasaki Takeshi, 183

Kayama Kosuke, 343

Kekko Kamen, 82, 201

Kelly, Grace, 33

Key the Metal Idol, 298

Kidman, Nicole, as belly dancer, 88; as witch, 326; as more interesting than author, 367-8

Kiki (ballerina), 307

Kiki’s Delivery Service, 141, 151, 276

Kill Bill, 277, 324, 374

Kimba the White Lion, 76

Kimba, see Simba

Kimizuka Ryoichi, 172

Kimura Hakusan, 75

Kindness of Women, 306

King Kong, 115

Kiriya Kazuaki, 126

Kiseki Films, 274-5, 382-3

Kishibe Ittoku, 321

Kiss, 191

Kitahama Haruko, 325

Kitakubo Hiroyuki, 277, 309

Kitamura Ryuhei, 322

Kitano Takeshi, 307, 389

knickers, 81, 202

Knopp, Patricia, 319

KO Century Beast Warriors, 165, 232-4, 236-7

Kobayashi Ai, 48

Koga Shinsuke, 202

Kohinata Shie, 321

Koike Kazuo, 345

Koizumi Hiroshi, 132

Koizumi Junichiro, 66

Kon Satoshi, 276, 297

Konaka Chiaki, 371

Konishi Manami, 328

kontentsu, 262-3

Koreeda Hirokazu, 323

Koseki Yuji, 132-3

Kousaki Kei, 195

Kresel, Lee, 134

Kubo Akira, 115

Kurata Mayumi, 207-8

Kurobe Susumu, 120

Kurosawa Akira, 118, 127-8, 131, 165, 248

Kusakabe Tomoko, 182

Kwok, Philip, 297

Ladd, Fred, 303

Lady of the Manor, 334

Lady Oscar, 318

ladyboys, see Stockwell

Landlock, 309

Lang, Fritz, 37, 251

late-night anime, 266

Lau, Andrew, 336

Leblanc, Maurice, 32-3

Lee Chooman, 141

Lee Hyun-se, 253-5

Lee Simyung, 253

Lee, Christopher, 261

Legend of Arslan, 273

Legend of the Four Kings, 149, 159

Legend of the Paper Spaceship, 386

Leica reel, 9, 57

Lensman, 11, 366

Leung, Tony, 108

Libération, 98

lightboxing, 206-7

Limit the Miracle Girl, 298

lingerie, 81

Lion King, The, 153

Lisberger, Steven, 365

Little Jumbo, 287

little men, odious, 322

liver, stiffness of, 335

Locarno Film Festival, 147

Loeb, Lisa, 288

London Anime Club, 387-8

Longworth, Toby, 61

Lords of Marketing, 175

Lorimar, 341-2

Lost Memories 2009, 249, 252-3

Lotus Lantern, The, 141, 147, 152-3

Love Comic Aya, 192

Love Generation, 334

Love Outside Marriage, 323

Love Suicides at Sonezaki, 301

Lovecraft, H.P., 346

Lower Depths, The, 131 (see also Stockwell)

Lucky Dragon V, 26, 114

Luna Varga, 259

Lupin III, 32, 271

MacColl, Catriona, 319

Macron One, 221

Macross, 293, 369, 380

Madhouse (studio), 277

Magical Heroine Mahi Mahi, 200

Mahoromatic, 299

Mak, Alice, 149

Malice Doll, 371-3

Man From U.N.C.L.E., 121

man in a pub, authority of, 274

Man in the High Castle, The, 253

Manabe Masashi, 199

Manga Entertainment, 240, 268, 273, 277, 349

Manga! Manga!, 28

Mao Zedong, 139, 140, 145, 147

Margaret, 186, 329

Marine Boy, 134, 303

Marker, Chris, 372

Marmalade Boy, 334

Marvel Comics, 343

Mask of Glass, 330

Masked Rider, 122, 124

Massive Attack, 221

Matrix, The, 262, 277, 306, 376

Matsuda Kazunari, 184

Matsumoto Leiji, 196

Matsumoto Mimiko, 202

Matsumoto Rio, 330

Matsuoka Shuzo, 329-30

Matsushita, 263

McDowall, Roddy, 287

McEnroe, John, 329

McFarlane, Todd, 352-4

McMug, 142, 149

McWilliam, Ian, 239

Media Blasters, 79

Meet the Robinsons, 173

Megazone 23, 300

Memoirs of a Geisha, 336

Memories, 37

Mes, Tom, 307-8

Meteor Garden, 333-5

Metropolis, 37, 126, 251

Mighty Jack, 121

Mills & Boon, 186, 192

Mimi’s Tales of Bad Slotting, 202

Minagawa Ryoji, 350

Minegishi Nobuaki, 246

Miss Marple, and Transformers, 194

Mister Magazine, 320

Mito Komon, 7-8

Miyamoto, Karin, 191

Miyazaki Hayao, 31, 37, 103-4, 239, 260-1, 267, 271, 272, 276, 348, 391; more interesting than pornography, 72; similarity to French presidential candidate of, 100

Mizoguchi Kenji, 131

Mochinaga Tadahito, 139

Mochizuki Akira, 316

Mochizuki Minetaro, 320-2

moe, etymology of, 83

Momotaro’s Divine Sea Warriors, 133, 139, 144

Momotaro’s Sea Eagles, 144

money laundering, 77-8

Monkey Conquers the Demon, 147

Monkey Punch, 32

Monkey, 40

Monkeys Fish For the Moon, 140, 146

Monster Rancher, 282

Montgomery, Elizabeth, 324-5

Moomins, 11; cruelty to, 94; revenge of, 95

Moonlight Mask, 119, 122

Moorcock, Michael, 41

Moore, Mandy, 288

Moore, Michael, awards of, 247; size of, 34

Morikubo Shotaro, 350

Mortal Kombat, 360

Mothra, 127-35

Moving Picture Company, 165

Mr Marine, 133

Mulan, 40

Murphy’s Bitter, 277

music, 18-20

Muslims, nice things about, 213

MVM Entertainment, 67-9, 277

My Life as McDull, 142, 149-50

My Neighbor Totoro, 31, 33, 141, 151, 271

My Neighbors the Yamadas, 142, 150

Myerson, Robert, 134

MySpace, 161

Mystery of Mamo, 32

Mystery Shopper Ichiko’s Report, 194

Nagai Go, 82, 201

Nagano Tadashi, 28

Nagasaki, 26, 133, 300

Nakagawa Shoichi, 67

Nakajima Haruo, 114-6

Nakamura Toru, 252

Nakano Minoru, 118-9

Nakayama Matsuhi, 200

Nakayama Miho, 389-90

Nakazawa Hiroshi, 201

Nakazawa Keiji, 26-31

naki game, 301

Naruto, 170

Nausicaä of the Valley of Wind, 31, 33, 109

NBC, 159

Necronomicon, 346

Nemoto Tetsuya, 182

Neo-Tokyo, 36

Nerima, 18, 55, 58

neutron flow, polarity of, 64

New Yorker, The, 312

Nezha Conquers the Dragon King, 140, 146, 147-9

NHK, 132, 385

Nickelodeon, 138

Ninja Scroll, 277

Nintendo Wii, as sex aid, 87

Nishio Daisuke, 167

Nishizawa Akira, 328

Nobody’s Boy, 131

Nomura Hirotoshi, 182

nostril hairs, as comedy sidekicks, 259

Nozawa Hisashi, 306, 389-90

NTV, 331

Oba Tsugumi, 101

Obata Takeshi, 101

Oh! My Goddess, 67-9

Ohmasa Kimiko, 196

Oikawa, Kaoru, 193

Okada Kaai, 316

Okonomi Ha-chan, 30

Old Boy, 246-7

Old Master Cute, 141

Oliver, Jamie, lack of books in Milton Keynes by, 61

One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 313

One Piece, 170

one-child policy, 291

Ono Kosei, 344

Ooka Echizen, 7

Operation Mystery, 121

Optimum Releasing, 97, 277

Oricon, 57

orientals, evil, 358

Orion, 47

Osaka Fine Arts University, 44

Oshii Mamoru, 41, 48, 310, 367; posture of, 33; basset hound demeanour of, 34

Ota Masanori, 45

Otomo Katsuhiro, 17, 27, 35-6, 47, 255, 267, 271, 309, 347, 351

Otto Carius: Tigers Covered With Mud, 103

Out of the Inkwell, 138

Overfiend, see Urotsukidoji

Ozaki Yutaka, 301

pachinko, 197

Pang brothers, 296-8

Panzer Dragoon, 273

Paprika, 164

parasite singles, 286

Parasyte, 347

Parent Trap, The, 132

Park Chan-wook, 247

Parker, Alan, 297

Party 7, 321

Patlabor, 34, 207, 273, 301, 310-1, 346, 356, 367, 380-1

Peanuts, 285

Peanuts, The, 132

Pegg, Simon, 60-3

Pepper, 218

Perfect Blue, 37, 297, 391

Photo Chemical Laboratory (PCL), 127-8

Pioneer, 69

Pippi Longstocking, 31

Pitt, Brad, 341

Pixar, 167, 173

Planet of the Apes, 122

Plastic Little, 229

Platonic Sex, 323

Pokémon, 94, 159, 171, 240, 263, 272, 275-6, 278, 282, 392

polo shirts, 15

Pompoko, 261

Poppy’s Passion, 189

Porco Rosso, 31, 276

Potter, Dennis, 248

Power Rangers, 123-4, 343

Price of Blood, 138

Prince’s Tutor, The, 188

Princess Iron Fan, 138-9, 142-4

Princess Knight, 318

Princess Mononoke, 33, 38, 42-3, 239, 260; plus Viking helmet, 206

Princess, 218, 332

Private Gladiator, 80

Pro Slo, 199-200

producer, uncontrollable flatulence of, 267

Production IG, 277

Project Gen, 28

ProTools, 19

Psychic Wars, 273

pterodactyl, in pursuit of Norwegian girl, 284

pudenda, Sanskrit for, 63

Pulp Fiction, 322

Pure, 331-2

Qian Jajun, 139

Qian Weishan, 333

Qian Yunda, 139, 145

Quart & Half, 340

Quiet Days of Firemen, 307

racial profiling, 291-2

Radiohead, 220

Raiders of the Lost Ark, 349

Rail of the Star, 29

Rain Man, 331

Ranma ½, 11

Ratatouille, 167-8

REC, 59

rectum, as inadvisable place to keep dragon, 259

Red Army Bridge, 139, 144-5

Red Hawk, 251, 255

Reeves, Keanu, 109

Reluctant Bridegroom, The, 188-9

Resident Evil, 359-60

RG Veda, 273

Rice, Anne, 192, 340-3

Richmond, Emma, 188

Riley, Michael, 342

Ring Out, 86

Ringing Bell, 287

Rintaro, 255

Rise of the Meritocracy, 44

Rising Sun, 172

RoboCop, 258

Robot Carnival, 36

Rocinante, 328

Romero, George, 360

Rose Mystery, 192-6

Rose of Versailles, 317-9

Roujin Z, 17

Royal, Ségolène, 99-100

Running Boy, 359

Russel, Kurt, 346

Ryder, Winona, 346

Ryo Atsumi, 189-90

Sager, Matthew, 165

Sahara Kenji, 115

Saikano, 298-302

Sailor Moon, 152, 196, 282

Sakai, Frankie, 130-1

Salaryman Kintaro, 324

Salinger, J.D., 312

Sanctuary, 344

sand, as filling for dog, 215

Sandman, 38-43, 389

Sang Ilsim, 255

Sanoff, Gerald, 325

Sanrio, 285

Sansho the Bailiff, 131

Sarkozy, Nicolas, 99-100

Sasaki Nozomu, 381

Sato Dai, 126

Sato Masahiko, 291

Sato Noriko, 325

Sato, Sugar, 183

Satomi Kotaro, 7-8

Satsuma Kenpachio, 116-8

Sayama Yoshinori, 369

Sazae-san, 271

Schodt, Frederik L., 28, 44

Schulz, Charles, 285

Schwarzenegger, Arnold, as beautiful lesbian, 86

Scott, Ridley, 80

Scunthorpe Polytechnic, unsuitability for supplying romantic heroes of, 190

Sea Prince and the Firechild, 287

Seagal, Steven, 346

Seberg, Jean, 313

Section Chief Kosaku Shima, 67

Seinfeld, 267

Seishinsha, 45, 47

Seiun Award, 46

Sekizawa Shinichi, 129-30

Serling, Rod, 119

Seven Eldorados, 331

Shadowed Heart, The, 191

Shaku Yumiko, 323-4

Shall We Dance?, 131, 317, 326

Shame on Miss Machiko, 259

Shark-skin Man & Peach-Hips Girl, 320-2

sharp stick, as means of actor control, 53

She: The Ultimate Weapon, 298-302

Shelton, Helen, 189

Sherlock Hound, 32, 37

Shiba Ryotaro, 390

Shigeno Shuichi, 336

Shim Eun-ha, 248

Shim Hyunok, 305

Shimamoto Sumi, 33

Shimizu Yuko, 285

Shinjuku Punk Rescue Squad, 328

Shinohara Udoh, 340-3

Shinozaki Kakuko, 189

Shiri, 249, 252

Shirow Masamune, 43-9, 166, 308-13

Shiseido, wall of beige, 54

Shoda Michiko, 190

Shojo Friend, 316

Shonen Jump, 28-9

Shonen Sunday, 327

Shooting Stars in the Twilight, 218

Shrek, 260, 262

Shu Qi, 296

Sight & Sound, 247

Sign is V, The, 316-7

Simba, see Kimba

Simpsons, The, 250, 254

Six Feet Under, 322

Sixth Column, 358

Sixth Sense, The, 296

Sky Blue, 250-51

Sky High, 322-4

Slam Dunk, 206

Slater, Christian, 341

Sleeping Forest, 390

Slot Evolution, 201

slut, wavy-haired, 190

Smith, E.E. ‘Doc’, 11

Smith, Toren, 46-7

snog, merest prospect of, 189

Soap Bubble Holiday, 132

Soda Masahito, 326-8

Sogami Makoto, 201

Sol Bianca 2, 226-8, 229, 234

Sommelier, 167

Sonatine, 307

Sony, 263, 325

sorcery, as illegal hockey tactic, 101

Sori Fumihiko, 376

Soul Hunter, 148

sound effects, 15-17

Spa!, 56

Space Giraffe, 27

Spaced, 62

Spark One, 27

Spawn, 254, 351-4

Speed Racer, 134, 303, 346

Spider-Man, 343-5, 352-3

Spielberg, Steven, 174

Spirited Away, 32, 33, 161, 260-2, 276, 305

Spriggan, 349-51

Srungle, 221

Staccato, 194

Stallone, Sylvester, 126

Star Fleet, 374

Star Trek, 325

Star Wars, 8, 345

Starship Troopers, 355-8, 386

Steam Boy, 35, 37, 96-7, 265

Steamboat Willy, 174

stegosaurus, inflatable, 143

Stepmother’s Sin, 85

stereoscopic movies, 173-4

Stewart, Rod, haircut of, 183

Stingray, 121, 370

Stockwell, 61-3

Storm Riders, 141, 336

Stracynzski, J. Michael, (and bondage), 10

Straw, Jack, 275

Street Fighter II, 360, 388

strippers, politicians’ love of, 67

Strontium Dog, 53, 60-3

Studio Ghibli, 43, 209, 276, 277, 348

Studio Pierrot, 259

Studio Proteus, 46-7, 68

Suetsugu Yuki, 206

Suga Shotaro, 126

Summer With Kuro, The, 30

Super Mario Bros, 360

Super Pachislo 777, 197-202

Super Soap, 140

Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, 123

Superman, 114, 119, 270, 345; by Leni Riefenstahl, 126

Suzuki Toshio, 260-1

Suzuki, Anne, 336

Swansea Animation Days, 72, 165

sweater (world’s worst), 18

Swimming Upstream, 321

Swinnerton, Alastair, 10

Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, 247

Taboo, 390

Taegukgi, 248-50

Tagami Yoshihisa, 218

Takahashi Rumiko, 11, 41, 326

Takahashi Shin, 301

Takahashi Tsutomu, 322-4

Takahata Isao, 29, 142, 150, 261

Takamara Shun, 322

Takarazuka Theater, 318

Takashige Hiroshi, 350

Takenaka Naoto, 326, 327

Takesaka Kaori, 193-4

Taketori Monogatari, 196

Tale of Genji, The, 40

Tamagotchi, 282-3

Tamala 2010, 290

Tampopo, 167

Tanaka Tomoyuki, 128

Tani Masaki, 182

Tarantino, Quentin, 42, 239, 247, 277, 322, 324, 352, 374

tart, evil blonde, 190

Tatsunoko, 259

TBS, 120, 317

Te Wei, 139

Tekken, 152

teledildonics, 87

tentacles, 82, 274

Terajima Susumu, 321

Terminator, 86, 309

Tetsujin 28, 36, 302-4

Tetsuo II, 308

Tezuka Osamu, 37, 75, 76-7, 139, 143, 166, 303, 318, 391

There’s a Secret in My Soup, 290

Three Monks, 140, 145

thrills, inarticulate/brassy, 273

Throne of Blood, 118, 128

Thunderbirds, 12

Time Machine, The, 251

Time of the Apes, 122

Time Traveller Ai, 172

Timestripper, 86

Titan Magazines, as repository for cartoon porn, 383

Titra Sound, 134

Titus Andronicus, 246

To Catch a Thief, 33

To, Chapman, 336

Tobe Keiko, 331-3

Toe Yuen, 142, 149-50

Toei, 31, 55; Movie Village of, 6-8

Together With Sister, 201

Tohoscope, 134, 364

Tokoro Juzo, 352

Tokyo Fist, 308

Tokyo Pop, 328

Tokyo Underground, 304-6

Tom and Jerry, 153, 272

Tomb Raider, 293

Tomorrow People, The, 121

Tong Che Chen, 335

Top Gun, 357

Touge Hiro, 201

Toyama no Kinsan, 7

Transformers, 159; and hairdressing, 194

translation, 224-42; conditions for, 63-4; ethics of, 64-5, 67, 102-3; self-appointed experts in, 68-9; intellectual property issues in, 208-9; price of, 238

Trnka, Jiri, 145

Tron, 365

True Romance, 321

Tse, Brian, 142, 149-50

Tsuburaya Eiji, 114-5, 119-21, 128

Tsui Hark, 141, 151

Tsuji Shintaro, 285-6

Tsukamoto Nami, 307

Tsukamoto, Shinya, 306-8

TV Asahi, 122-3, 271, 325, 329

Twilight Zone, 119

Uchino Masaaki, 329

Uchiyama Rina, 328

Udine Far East Film Festival, 138-53

Ueda Momoko, 181

Ueto Aya, 317, 329-30

Ultra Q, 120

Ultraman, 120-2, 124, 344

Under One Roof, 331

underwear, 81

University of East Anglia, 224

University of Leeds, 225

University of Stirling, 225

Uproar in an Art Studio, 138

Urano Chikako, 317

Urotsukidoji, 69, 73, 80, 157, 213, 216, 267, 274, 383

Urusei Yatsura, 326, 380

Urushikawa, Yumi, 380-2

Ustinov, Peter, 287

Utena, 318

V for Vendetta, 389

Vampire Princess Miyu, 40, 305, 357

van Damme, Jean-Claude, 346

Vangelis, 220-1

Variable Geo, 259

Variety, 346

Venetian Fantasy, A, 191

vertical integration, 263

Vexille, 376

Video Girl Ai, 298

Vital, 306-8

voice acting, 9, 52-63, 325

Voices of a Distant Star, 98, 375-6

Wachowski brothers, 277

Wacky Races, similarity to golf of, 183

Wakabayashi Maiko, 181

Waley, Arthur, 40

Wan Laiming, 138, 140, 147

Wanderings of Sanmao, 140

Wang Films, 141

Wang Shaudi, 141

Warner Bros., 143, 153, 173, 278

Watch With Mother, 291

Water Boys, 328

Water Margin, 303

Weekly Asahi, 128

Weinstein, Harvey, 261

Weiss Kreuz, 259

Wells, Herbert George, 251

West Wing, The, 313

Where’s Mama?, 139

Whitaker, Steve, 388-9

Whittingdale, John, 278

Who are the DeBolts and Where Did They Get 19 Kids?, 287

Wife in a Box, 195

Wild at Heart, 321

wild boar vindaloo, 104

Wildenborg, Patrick, 292-3

Will & Grace, 159

Williams, Kenneth, 62

Window of Orpheus, 319

Windows XP, as masturbatory aid, 74

Witchblade, 270

With the Light, 331-3

Witness, The, 196

Won Bin, 334

Wonder Woman, 270, 272

Wong Kar-wai, 106-8, 297

Wong, Faye, 334

Wong, James, 349

World Apartment Horror, 37

World-Con, 97-8, 106

wrecked cars, see Stockwell

wrestling, lesbian, 86

X-Files, The, 214, 350

Y (letter), script lacking, 15

Yamada Takayuki, 326, 328

Yamada Yasuo, 33

Yamamoto Isoroku, 128

Yamamoto Sumika, 329-31

Yamauchi Noriko, 194

Yanase Takashi, 287

Yang Dingxian, 140

Yano Tetsu, 386

Yen, Jerry, 333

Yeung Chi Gin, 290

Yokoyama Mitsuteru, 36, 302-4

Yonekubo Setsuko, 285

Yonekura Ryoko, 325

Yoo Yong-kil, 248

York, Dick, 324-5

Yoshida Tomoko, 328

Yoshizawa Yu, 330

Yost, David, 124

You Only Live Twice, 121

Young & Dangerous, 336

Young Jump, 322

Young, Michael, 44

Young, Rodger, 358, 386

Your Gentle Hand, 194

Yousling, Jim, 290

Y-style, 199

Yuasa Noriaki, 130

Yuzna, Brian, 345

Zhang Leping, 140

Zhou Keqin, 140

Zhou, Vic, 333

Zo Gari, 199-200

zombies, bridal, 190

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