It has come to my attention that the Kindle version of Schoolgirl Milky Crisis omits the book’s infamous index. Oh, all you digipeople are so smart with your searchy buttons, you think you don’t need an index! Well, the SMC index was my little tribute to Joe Queenan and came in for particular praise from many reviewers… and hopefully not because it just meant that the book was almost over. Here it is in full.
100 Greatest Cartoons, 266
119, 327
2001: A Space Odyssey, 34
2046, 107-8
300, 162
8-Man, 258
A Da, 140, 145, 146
A.Li.Ce, 96, 370
abandon, lemming-like, 275
Accidental Death of an Anarchist, 65
actors, bitchiness of, 62; bizarre whims of, 267; control of, 53; in cupboards, 53; ideal conditions for, 235-6; questionable dedication of, 10, 65, 235; drinking habits of, 56; pets of, 57; poor quality of, 334; resemblance to shop dummies of, 335; residuals of, 209; smell of, 54; shitty life of, 59
ADV Films, 98, 277
Affleck, Ben, 261
afros, desirability on samurai of, 265
After Life, 323
Aguilera, Christina, 288
Ah! My Goddess, 67-9
Aim for the Ace, 317, 324, 329-31
Ainsworth, John, 61, 63
Aki’s Goal, 332
Akira, 35-7, 47, 109, 164, 251, 255, 271, 272-3, 276, 304, 309, 347, 351, 391
Aladdin, 153
Alakazam the Great, 134
Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves, 31
Alien³, 34
Aliens, 8, 61, 63
al-Jazeera ninja movie, 126
Alpert, Steve, 43, 239
Alton, David, 274
Amano Yoshitaka, 40-1
America, nationwide melancholy of, 187
Amino Tetsuro, 356
Anderson, Gerry, 121, 370
Anderson, Paul, 360
Ando Mitsuo, 343
Angel Heart, 93, 246, 297
Angel Tales, 291
Angel’s Egg, 41
Animalympics, 365
animatics, 9, 57-8
Animatrix, 277-8
Anime Center, 56
Anime Expo, 170-1
Anime Weekend Atlanta, 168
Anne of Green Gables, 31
Anno Hideaki, 283
Antique Bakery, 167
Aoki, Mike, 182
Appleseed, 43-6, 48-9, 97-8, 268, 309-10, 376
Aramaki Shinji, 48
Arishima Ginko, 194
Arishima Ishiro, 130
Armageddon, 253-5
Army of the Apes, 122
Asami Mitsuhiko, 189
Asano Tadanobu, 107, 307, 320-1
Aso Taro, unexpected diplomacy of, 100
assassins, disguised as florists, 259
Astro Boy, 35-6, 76, 303, 391
astro turfing, 160-1
athletes (jiggling), 316
Atlas, 44
Atomic Bomb Victim Medical Care Law (1957), 27
Attack Number One, 317
Attack on Tomorrow, 317
Audiofile (used as coffee table), 19-20
Australian Office of Film and Literature Classification, 292-3
Avalon, 34
Azumi, 330
Bacall, Lauren, 209
Backdraft, 327
Bakumatsu Sorcery, 332
Bale, Christian, 209
Ballard, J.G., 306
Bandai, 123, 213-4
Bangkok Dangerous, 296
Barefoot Gen, 28-9
Batman, 8, 38, 254, 270, 272, 345, 392
Battle Angel Alita, 349
Battle of the Planets, 126, 148, 259
Battlestar Galactica, 313
Bayside Shakedown, 172
Bean, Mr., with sniper rifle, 321
beautician, resemblance to Grim Reaper of, 324
Beauty Seven, 328
Bee-Fighter, 123
Beetleborgs, 123
begonia, distressed, 287
Beneath the Black Rain, 27, 30
Beowulf, 173
Berlin Film Festival, 260-1
Bester, Alfred, 36
Betamax, 73
Bewitched, 324-6
Big Comic Spirits, 181
Big X, 303
Big, 282
bigatures, 133
bikini, as rhetorical device, 357; impractical, 198; steel, 206
Bird Charmer, 195
Birdy the Mighty, 121
BITC, 382
Black Magic, 44-5, 309-10
Black Rain, 172
Blade Runner, 33, 34, 301
Blades of Glory, 162
Blink, 296
Block, Tim, 237
Blood: The Last Vampire, 277
Bloomsbury Publishing, 283
Blue Bird, 306, 390
Blue Gender, 157
Blue Pearl, The, 128
Blue Remains, 371
Blue Submarine Number Six, 251, 370
Blue Uru, 309
Blu-Ray, 73, 168, 392
Bondage Queen Kate, 383
bongo-playing dog, 217, 220
Bonnie and Clyde, 35
boobs, recommended size of, 187; reaction to air-conditioning of, 202
brains, freshly scrubbed, 68
Brave New World, 44
Briggs, Raymond, 142, 149
British Board of Film Classification (BBFC), 83, 213, 274-5
British Centre for Literary Translation, 224
British Film Institute, 262
Brother Dearest, 319
Bubble Fiction, 171-3
Bubu Chacha, 291, 305
Bulger, Jamie, 275
Bullet Ballet, 308
Burnham, Nicole, 188
Bush, George W., as cosplay judge, 66-7
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 35
Caddyshack, 184
Camel’s Dance, The, 138
Cameron, James, 309, 346-9
Cannes, 14, 157-8, 164, 247
CAPCOM, 360
Captain America, 343
Captain Caveman, 266
Carey, Mariah, 288
Case Closed, 303
Cashaan/Casshern Robot Hunter, 41, 122, 125-6
Castle of Cagliostro, 31-2
censorship, 81-3, 219, 292-3
Chan, Andrew, 141
Chang Guangxi, 141
Channel Four, 266
charlatanry, 268-9
check-discs, 174
Chiang Kai-shek, 145
Chiba Akira, 182
chickenshit outfit, extraction from, 63
Chikamatsu, 301
Child’s Play 3, 275
Chinese Ghost Story: The Animation, A, 141, 151
Chobi’s Work, 202
Chobits, 299
Chou, Jay, 336
Christmas in August, 247-8
Chungking Express, 107
CIA, blacklist of, 28
Clarke, Fran, 63
Cleopatra: Queen of Sex, 76-7
Clouds on the Hill, 249, 390
Cockpit, The, 229
Coker, Vernon, 213
colorists, 20-1, 37-8
Columbia, 276
combat waitresses, 259
comedy Negro, 288
commentaries, 52-3, 61, 267-8
Company That Shall Remain Nameless, The, 8-9, 215
Complete Book of Scriptwriting, 11
computer games, erotic, 83-4
Conan the Boy Detective, 303, 389
Conceited General, The, 139
conflagrations, monstrous, 327
Confucius, unwelcome thoughts of, 214-5
Consultation on Possession of non-Photographic Depictions of Child Sexual Abuse, 212-3
Cook, Jared, 28
Cool Ship, 75
Cotterill, David, 387
Cowboy Bebop, 265, 313
Crash, 306
Creeping Corridor, 193
critter, half-witted, 267
crocodile kebabs, 104
Crowe, Russell, tragic absence from porn films of, 80
Cruise, Tom, 331, 341
Crying Freeman, 321, 344, 345-9, 352
cult of consumption, pointless, 290
curly hair, as sign of evil, 330
custard glove, 16-17
Cyber Angels, 219
Cyber Weapon Z, 141
Cyborg 009, 122
Czech Film Festival, 29
Dacascos, Mark, 346
Dagger of Kamui, 386
Daily Star, 274
Dairugger XV
Dallos, 78
Damen’s Walker, 207-8
Daredevil, 126
David, Hugh, 98
Day Break, 221
DC Comics, 38
de la Cruz, Edwin, resistance to taunts of, 79
de Niro, Robert, resemblance to Chinese animator of, 93
Death Note, 101-2
Deccult Five, 201-2
Deep Throat, 77-8
Degas, Rupert, 236
Delicious Liaisons, 167, 389
Demolished Man, The, 36
Dempsey & Makepeace, 319
Demy, Jacques, 318
Depp, Johnny, (Japanese voice of), 351
desire to conquer world, author’s, 1, 53
Dessloktoberfest, 168
Dezaki Osamu, 329, 365
Dick, Philip K., 253
Diggs, Taye, 221
Digimon, 103, 283
Dingding versus the Monkey King, 147
Dirty Pair, 332, 356
Discontent of the Baby Zappers, 100
Discovery Channel, 270-2
Disney, Walt (‘the Osamu Tezuka of America’), 75-6, 132, 142, 161, 167, 173, 276, 348
Doctor Slump, 369
Doctor Who, 120, 213; in East European supermarket, 22; jiggery-pokery of, 21; resemblance to Godzilla of, 385
Domain of Murder, 381
Dominion, 47, 48
Domu, 37
Don’t Call it First Love, 189-90
Donner, Richard, 346
Doom, 48, 292
Doraemon, 271
Dracula, 343; malnourished cousin of, 96
Dragon Ball, 94, 170, 349, 392
Dragon Head, 321
Dream Warrior Shadow, 332
DreamWorks, 276
drunks, see Stockwell
Dumpling Brothers, The, 291
Dune, 307
Dunst, Kirsten, 341-2
Duran Duran, 220
Eagle of the Pacific, 128
Eastwood, Clint, Japanese voice of, 33
Easy Rider, 35
Ebert, Roger, 77
economic policy, 67
Elric of Melniboné, 41
Emergency 10:10 10:4, 121
English teaching, 209-12
erectile dysfunction, 198, 335
Escaflowne, 66, 157
estate agents, influence on global politics of, 106-7
euphony, strange, 359
Evangelion, 66, 98, 121, 124, 159, 199-201, 240, 265, 299
Eye 2, 296-8
Eyes of Laura Mars, 296
False Love, 334
fansubbing, 102-3
Fantasia, 174, 287
Feeling From Mountains and Water, 139-40
Fernandez, Peter, 134, 303
Ferrell, Will, 326
filth, cavalcade of, 272
Final Fantasy, 41, 261, 371-4
Fincher, David, 33
Finland, 94-6, 108-10, 167
Fire Boys, 324
Fireball, 35
Firefighter Daigo, 326-8
Fist of the North Star, 344
Fleischer brothers, 114, 138
floozy, blonde, 190
Flower of Eden, 206
Flowers for Algernon, 330
Fly On Dreamers, 30
Fly Pegasus, 259
Fo, Dario, 65
foley editing, 15-17
For Mrs, 332
foreigners, big-nosed, 202
France, 98-100
Frank, Jason, 124
Frankenstein, 298, 343
Frasier, 159
Frightening Theater Unbalance Zone, 120-1
From the Heart, 331
Fuji TV, 119, 317, 327
Fujishima, Kosuke, 67-9
Fumimura Sho, 344
Gaiman, Neil, 38-43, 239, 389
Gainax, 284, 330
Galbraith IV, Stuart, 135
Gamera, 130, 134
Gans, Christophe, 345-9
Gantz, 306
Gashuin Tatsuya, 321
Gekko Kamen, 119
Geller, Uri, 276
Gemini, 307
Geneon, 391
gerund, declension of, 211
Get Carter, 247
Gettler, Nina, 191
Gettysburg Address, similarity to Gundam of, 67
Ghost in the Shell, 33, 46-7, 48, 277, 309, 346, 368; GITS2, 34; GITS SAC, 48, 308-13
Giant Robo, 303
giant rotating swastika, 82-3
Gigantor, 36
Gilliam, Terry, 346
Gladiator, porno version of, 80
Gleicher, Marvin, 349
glimmer of hope, vague, 200
goats, people with morals of, 226
Godard, Jean Luc, 313
Godzilla, 114-9, 120, 128-9, 132, 282, 302, 384-5
Going to the Castle, 188
Gold Lightan, 259
Golden Bowl, 330
Golf Lesson Comic, 180-5
Golgo 13, 132, 365-6
Goshogun, 221, 356
Goths, lonely, 192-3; geeky, 201-2
Goto, Elliot, 182
Gouda Hiroaki, 67
Grand Theft Auto, 292-3
Grandma and Her Ghosts, 138, 141, 150-2
Grant, Hugh, 8
Grave of the Fireflies, 29
Grey: Digital Target, 302
Gunbuster, 220-1, 283-4, 330
Gundam, 67, 149, 196, 214, 271, 282, 304, 356, 380
Gundress, 309
Gunslinger Girl, 167
Guyver, 345
hairdressers in disguise, 194
Halcyon Sun, 226
Hallmark, 286
Hamill, Mark, 345
Han Suk-kyu, 248
Hana to Yume, 186
Hana Yori Dango, 333-5
Hanks, Tom, 282
Hanson, David, 213
Happy Together, 107
Harada Rika, 195
Harada Taizo, 325
harizu (Japan nuts), 287
Harlequin, 186-91, 192
Harmagedon, 36, 344
Havoc in Heaven, see Uproar in Heaven
Hawker, Lindsay, 211-2, 278
Heat Guy J, 300, 305
Heaven Cannot Wait, 323
Heaven’s Kiss, 323
Heidi, 31, 271
Heinlein, Robert, 355-8, 386
Hello Kitty, 109, 142, 172, 284-92; as cause of military action, 288; as unlikely brand of chainsaw, 289; suspicious ‘massager’, 289; murders, 289-90
He-Man, 159
Hepburn, Katharine, 287
hibakusha, 26
High School Teacher, 330
Himura Soraha, 188
Hirai Kazumasa, 344
Hirata Toshio, 29
Hirokane Kenshi, 218
Hiroshima, 26, 30, 114, 133, 229, 300
Hirosue Ryoko, 172
Hit Parade, 132
Hitchcock, Alfred, 33
hitman in a tank-top, 321
hitting each other with sticks, 13
Hoffman, Dustin, 331
Hoichi the Earless, 189
Holiday Inn, inevitable depression at, 105
Hollywood Reporter, 347
Honda Inoshiro/Ishiro, 114-6, 127-8, 132
Honda Kimi, 114, 116, 128
hookers, 198
Howard, Ron, 327
Howl’s Moving Castle, 32, 97-8, 164, 209, 265, 305
Hsu, Barbie, 333-5
Hsu, Vivian, 334
Huang Yet, 335
Hulk, 126, 270
Hung, Sammo, 140
Hungry Best Five, 251
Hur Jin-ho, 248
Hutch the Honeybee, 41
Huxley, Aldous, 44
Hyper Police, 266
I & I, 132
I Bombed Pearl Harbor, 128
I Love Bubu Chacha, 291, 305
I Want to be a Shellfish, 131
I’ll Be Back, 323
idol, pneumatic, 198
Ifukube Akira, 384-5
Iijima Ai, 172, 323
Ikeda Riyoko, 317-9
Ikegami Ryoichi, 321, 344-5, 352
Ikeuchi Shinichi, 183
IMAX, 173
In the Mood for Love, 107-8
Infernal Affairs, 336
Infrared Music, 121
Initial D, 335-6
Inoue Takehiko, 206
Inoue Yo, 380-82
Interview with a Vampire, 340-3
Inu Yasha, 301
ire, smidgen of, 202
Iron Man: The Cinema of Shinya Tsukamoto, 307-8
Ironfist Chinmi, 218
Iseya Yusuke, 125-6
Ishii Katsuhito, 321
Ishinomori Shotaro, 122
Island World, 273
Ito Kazunori, 310
Ito Tsunehisa, 356-7
Ito, Emi and Yumi, 132
Ito, Jerry, 129, 132
Iwaaki Hitoshi, 347
Izuki Reigo, 184
Jackson, Michael, shitty scansion of, 232
Jade Animation, 141
James Clavell’s Shogun, 131
Jamieson, Cathy, 213
Jang Dong-gun, 249, 252
Jansson, Tove, 11, 95
Japan Expo, 99
Japan’s Longest Day, 128
Jazz on Parade, 130
Jetee, La, 372
Jinbo Shiro, 316
Jin-roh: The Wolf Brigade, 34
Jodorowsky, Alejandro, 307
Joint Security Area, 247, 249, 252
Jones, Bridget, neurotic self-regard of, 189
Joshibi University of Art and Design, 286
Journey Through Fairyland, 287
Journey to the West, 140, 142-4, 145-6 (see also Monkey)
Judge Dredd, 60-1, 247, 270
Jurassic Park, 123
Kagawa Kyoko, 131
Kagawa Yumie, 344
Kaguya’s Sound Rains, 193-4
Kamio Yoko, 333-5
Kamiyama Kenji, 310
Kanei Tatsuo, resemblance to Shakespeare of, 183
Kaneshiro Takeshi, 334
Kang Je-gyu, 249
Kappa Mikey, 59
Kase Mitsuko, 301
Kassovitz, Mathieu, 349
Katayama Kazuyoshi, 47, 49
Katsura Chiho, 287
Kawajiri Yoshiaki, 277, 366
Kawasaki Hiroko, 194
Kawasaki Hirotsugu, 351
Kawasaki Takeshi, 183
Kayama Kosuke, 343
Kekko Kamen, 82, 201
Kelly, Grace, 33
Key the Metal Idol, 298
Kidman, Nicole, as belly dancer, 88; as witch, 326; as more interesting than author, 367-8
Kiki (ballerina), 307
Kiki’s Delivery Service, 141, 151, 276
Kill Bill, 277, 324, 374
Kimba the White Lion, 76
Kimba, see Simba
Kimizuka Ryoichi, 172
Kimura Hakusan, 75
Kindness of Women, 306
King Kong, 115
Kiriya Kazuaki, 126
Kiseki Films, 274-5, 382-3
Kishibe Ittoku, 321
Kiss, 191
Kitahama Haruko, 325
Kitakubo Hiroyuki, 277, 309
Kitamura Ryuhei, 322
Kitano Takeshi, 307, 389
knickers, 81, 202
Knopp, Patricia, 319
KO Century Beast Warriors, 165, 232-4, 236-7
Kobayashi Ai, 48
Koga Shinsuke, 202
Kohinata Shie, 321
Koike Kazuo, 345
Koizumi Hiroshi, 132
Koizumi Junichiro, 66
Kon Satoshi, 276, 297
Konaka Chiaki, 371
Konishi Manami, 328
kontentsu, 262-3
Koreeda Hirokazu, 323
Koseki Yuji, 132-3
Kousaki Kei, 195
Kresel, Lee, 134
Kubo Akira, 115
Kurata Mayumi, 207-8
Kurobe Susumu, 120
Kurosawa Akira, 118, 127-8, 131, 165, 248
Kusakabe Tomoko, 182
Kwok, Philip, 297
Ladd, Fred, 303
Lady of the Manor, 334
Lady Oscar, 318
ladyboys, see Stockwell
Landlock, 309
Lang, Fritz, 37, 251
late-night anime, 266
Lau, Andrew, 336
Leblanc, Maurice, 32-3
Lee Chooman, 141
Lee Hyun-se, 253-5
Lee Simyung, 253
Lee, Christopher, 261
Legend of Arslan, 273
Legend of the Four Kings, 149, 159
Legend of the Paper Spaceship, 386
Leica reel, 9, 57
Lensman, 11, 366
Leung, Tony, 108
Libération, 98
lightboxing, 206-7
Limit the Miracle Girl, 298
lingerie, 81
Lion King, The, 153
Lisberger, Steven, 365
Little Jumbo, 287
little men, odious, 322
liver, stiffness of, 335
Locarno Film Festival, 147
Loeb, Lisa, 288
London Anime Club, 387-8
Longworth, Toby, 61
Lords of Marketing, 175
Lorimar, 341-2
Lost Memories 2009, 249, 252-3
Lotus Lantern, The, 141, 147, 152-3
Love Comic Aya, 192
Love Generation, 334
Love Outside Marriage, 323
Love Suicides at Sonezaki, 301
Lovecraft, H.P., 346
Lower Depths, The, 131 (see also Stockwell)
Lucky Dragon V, 26, 114
Luna Varga, 259
Lupin III, 32, 271
MacColl, Catriona, 319
Macron One, 221
Macross, 293, 369, 380
Madhouse (studio), 277
Magical Heroine Mahi Mahi, 200
Mahoromatic, 299
Mak, Alice, 149
Malice Doll, 371-3
Man From U.N.C.L.E., 121
man in a pub, authority of, 274
Man in the High Castle, The, 253
Manabe Masashi, 199
Manga Entertainment, 240, 268, 273, 277, 349
Manga! Manga!, 28
Mao Zedong, 139, 140, 145, 147
Margaret, 186, 329
Marine Boy, 134, 303
Marker, Chris, 372
Marmalade Boy, 334
Marvel Comics, 343
Mask of Glass, 330
Masked Rider, 122, 124
Massive Attack, 221
Matrix, The, 262, 277, 306, 376
Matsuda Kazunari, 184
Matsumoto Leiji, 196
Matsumoto Mimiko, 202
Matsumoto Rio, 330
Matsuoka Shuzo, 329-30
Matsushita, 263
McDowall, Roddy, 287
McEnroe, John, 329
McFarlane, Todd, 352-4
McMug, 142, 149
McWilliam, Ian, 239
Media Blasters, 79
Meet the Robinsons, 173
Megazone 23, 300
Memoirs of a Geisha, 336
Memories, 37
Mes, Tom, 307-8
Meteor Garden, 333-5
Metropolis, 37, 126, 251
Mighty Jack, 121
Mills & Boon, 186, 192
Mimi’s Tales of Bad Slotting, 202
Minagawa Ryoji, 350
Minegishi Nobuaki, 246
Miss Marple, and Transformers, 194
Mister Magazine, 320
Mito Komon, 7-8
Miyamoto, Karin, 191
Miyazaki Hayao, 31, 37, 103-4, 239, 260-1, 267, 271, 272, 276, 348, 391; more interesting than pornography, 72; similarity to French presidential candidate of, 100
Mizoguchi Kenji, 131
Mochinaga Tadahito, 139
Mochizuki Akira, 316
Mochizuki Minetaro, 320-2
moe, etymology of, 83
Momotaro’s Divine Sea Warriors, 133, 139, 144
Momotaro’s Sea Eagles, 144
money laundering, 77-8
Monkey Conquers the Demon, 147
Monkey Punch, 32
Monkey, 40
Monkeys Fish For the Moon, 140, 146
Monster Rancher, 282
Montgomery, Elizabeth, 324-5
Moomins, 11; cruelty to, 94; revenge of, 95
Moonlight Mask, 119, 122
Moorcock, Michael, 41
Moore, Mandy, 288
Moore, Michael, awards of, 247; size of, 34
Morikubo Shotaro, 350
Mortal Kombat, 360
Mothra, 127-35
Moving Picture Company, 165
Mr Marine, 133
Mulan, 40
Murphy’s Bitter, 277
music, 18-20
Muslims, nice things about, 213
MVM Entertainment, 67-9, 277
My Life as McDull, 142, 149-50
My Neighbor Totoro, 31, 33, 141, 151, 271
My Neighbors the Yamadas, 142, 150
Myerson, Robert, 134
MySpace, 161
Mystery of Mamo, 32
Mystery Shopper Ichiko’s Report, 194
Nagai Go, 82, 201
Nagano Tadashi, 28
Nagasaki, 26, 133, 300
Nakagawa Shoichi, 67
Nakajima Haruo, 114-6
Nakamura Toru, 252
Nakano Minoru, 118-9
Nakayama Matsuhi, 200
Nakayama Miho, 389-90
Nakazawa Hiroshi, 201
Nakazawa Keiji, 26-31
naki game, 301
Naruto, 170
Nausicaä of the Valley of Wind, 31, 33, 109
NBC, 159
Necronomicon, 346
Nemoto Tetsuya, 182
Neo-Tokyo, 36
Nerima, 18, 55, 58
neutron flow, polarity of, 64
New Yorker, The, 312
Nezha Conquers the Dragon King, 140, 146, 147-9
NHK, 132, 385
Nickelodeon, 138
Ninja Scroll, 277
Nintendo Wii, as sex aid, 87
Nishio Daisuke, 167
Nishizawa Akira, 328
Nobody’s Boy, 131
Nomura Hirotoshi, 182
nostril hairs, as comedy sidekicks, 259
Nozawa Hisashi, 306, 389-90
NTV, 331
Oba Tsugumi, 101
Obata Takeshi, 101
Oh! My Goddess, 67-9
Ohmasa Kimiko, 196
Oikawa, Kaoru, 193
Okada Kaai, 316
Okonomi Ha-chan, 30
Old Boy, 246-7
Old Master Cute, 141
Oliver, Jamie, lack of books in Milton Keynes by, 61
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, 313
One Piece, 170
one-child policy, 291
Ono Kosei, 344
Ooka Echizen, 7
Operation Mystery, 121
Optimum Releasing, 97, 277
Oricon, 57
orientals, evil, 358
Orion, 47
Osaka Fine Arts University, 44
Oshii Mamoru, 41, 48, 310, 367; posture of, 33; basset hound demeanour of, 34
Ota Masanori, 45
Otomo Katsuhiro, 17, 27, 35-6, 47, 255, 267, 271, 309, 347, 351
Otto Carius: Tigers Covered With Mud, 103
Out of the Inkwell, 138
Overfiend, see Urotsukidoji
Ozaki Yutaka, 301
pachinko, 197
Pang brothers, 296-8
Panzer Dragoon, 273
Paprika, 164
parasite singles, 286
Parasyte, 347
Parent Trap, The, 132
Park Chan-wook, 247
Parker, Alan, 297
Party 7, 321
Patlabor, 34, 207, 273, 301, 310-1, 346, 356, 367, 380-1
Peanuts, 285
Peanuts, The, 132
Pegg, Simon, 60-3
Pepper, 218
Perfect Blue, 37, 297, 391
Photo Chemical Laboratory (PCL), 127-8
Pioneer, 69
Pippi Longstocking, 31
Pitt, Brad, 341
Pixar, 167, 173
Planet of the Apes, 122
Plastic Little, 229
Platonic Sex, 323
Pokémon, 94, 159, 171, 240, 263, 272, 275-6, 278, 282, 392
polo shirts, 15
Pompoko, 261
Poppy’s Passion, 189
Porco Rosso, 31, 276
Potter, Dennis, 248
Power Rangers, 123-4, 343
Price of Blood, 138
Prince’s Tutor, The, 188
Princess Iron Fan, 138-9, 142-4
Princess Knight, 318
Princess Mononoke, 33, 38, 42-3, 239, 260; plus Viking helmet, 206
Princess, 218, 332
Private Gladiator, 80
Pro Slo, 199-200
producer, uncontrollable flatulence of, 267
Production IG, 277
Project Gen, 28
ProTools, 19
Psychic Wars, 273
pterodactyl, in pursuit of Norwegian girl, 284
pudenda, Sanskrit for, 63
Pulp Fiction, 322
Pure, 331-2
Qian Jajun, 139
Qian Weishan, 333
Qian Yunda, 139, 145
Quart & Half, 340
Quiet Days of Firemen, 307
racial profiling, 291-2
Radiohead, 220
Raiders of the Lost Ark, 349
Rail of the Star, 29
Rain Man, 331
Ranma ½, 11
Ratatouille, 167-8
REC, 59
rectum, as inadvisable place to keep dragon, 259
Red Army Bridge, 139, 144-5
Red Hawk, 251, 255
Reeves, Keanu, 109
Reluctant Bridegroom, The, 188-9
Resident Evil, 359-60
RG Veda, 273
Rice, Anne, 192, 340-3
Richmond, Emma, 188
Riley, Michael, 342
Ring Out, 86
Ringing Bell, 287
Rintaro, 255
Rise of the Meritocracy, 44
Rising Sun, 172
RoboCop, 258
Robot Carnival, 36
Rocinante, 328
Romero, George, 360
Rose Mystery, 192-6
Rose of Versailles, 317-9
Roujin Z, 17
Royal, Ségolène, 99-100
Running Boy, 359
Russel, Kurt, 346
Ryder, Winona, 346
Ryo Atsumi, 189-90
Sager, Matthew, 165
Sahara Kenji, 115
Saikano, 298-302
Sailor Moon, 152, 196, 282
Sakai, Frankie, 130-1
Salaryman Kintaro, 324
Salinger, J.D., 312
Sanctuary, 344
sand, as filling for dog, 215
Sandman, 38-43, 389
Sang Ilsim, 255
Sanoff, Gerald, 325
Sanrio, 285
Sansho the Bailiff, 131
Sarkozy, Nicolas, 99-100
Sasaki Nozomu, 381
Sato Dai, 126
Sato Masahiko, 291
Sato Noriko, 325
Sato, Sugar, 183
Satomi Kotaro, 7-8
Satsuma Kenpachio, 116-8
Sayama Yoshinori, 369
Sazae-san, 271
Schodt, Frederik L., 28, 44
Schulz, Charles, 285
Schwarzenegger, Arnold, as beautiful lesbian, 86
Scott, Ridley, 80
Scunthorpe Polytechnic, unsuitability for supplying romantic heroes of, 190
Sea Prince and the Firechild, 287
Seagal, Steven, 346
Seberg, Jean, 313
Section Chief Kosaku Shima, 67
Seinfeld, 267
Seishinsha, 45, 47
Seiun Award, 46
Sekizawa Shinichi, 129-30
Serling, Rod, 119
Seven Eldorados, 331
Shadowed Heart, The, 191
Shaku Yumiko, 323-4
Shall We Dance?, 131, 317, 326
Shame on Miss Machiko, 259
Shark-skin Man & Peach-Hips Girl, 320-2
sharp stick, as means of actor control, 53
She: The Ultimate Weapon, 298-302
Shelton, Helen, 189
Sherlock Hound, 32, 37
Shiba Ryotaro, 390
Shigeno Shuichi, 336
Shim Eun-ha, 248
Shim Hyunok, 305
Shimamoto Sumi, 33
Shimizu Yuko, 285
Shinjuku Punk Rescue Squad, 328
Shinohara Udoh, 340-3
Shinozaki Kakuko, 189
Shiri, 249, 252
Shirow Masamune, 43-9, 166, 308-13
Shiseido, wall of beige, 54
Shoda Michiko, 190
Shojo Friend, 316
Shonen Jump, 28-9
Shonen Sunday, 327
Shooting Stars in the Twilight, 218
Shrek, 260, 262
Shu Qi, 296
Sight & Sound, 247
Sign is V, The, 316-7
Simba, see Kimba
Simpsons, The, 250, 254
Six Feet Under, 322
Sixth Column, 358
Sixth Sense, The, 296
Sky Blue, 250-51
Sky High, 322-4
Slam Dunk, 206
Slater, Christian, 341
Sleeping Forest, 390
Slot Evolution, 201
slut, wavy-haired, 190
Smith, E.E. ‘Doc’, 11
Smith, Toren, 46-7
snog, merest prospect of, 189
Soap Bubble Holiday, 132
Soda Masahito, 326-8
Sogami Makoto, 201
Sol Bianca 2, 226-8, 229, 234
Sommelier, 167
Sonatine, 307
Sony, 263, 325
sorcery, as illegal hockey tactic, 101
Sori Fumihiko, 376
Soul Hunter, 148
sound effects, 15-17
Spa!, 56
Space Giraffe, 27
Spaced, 62
Spark One, 27
Spawn, 254, 351-4
Speed Racer, 134, 303, 346
Spider-Man, 343-5, 352-3
Spielberg, Steven, 174
Spirited Away, 32, 33, 161, 260-2, 276, 305
Spriggan, 349-51
Srungle, 221
Staccato, 194
Stallone, Sylvester, 126
Star Fleet, 374
Star Trek, 325
Star Wars, 8, 345
Starship Troopers, 355-8, 386
Steam Boy, 35, 37, 96-7, 265
Steamboat Willy, 174
stegosaurus, inflatable, 143
Stepmother’s Sin, 85
stereoscopic movies, 173-4
Stewart, Rod, haircut of, 183
Stingray, 121, 370
Stockwell, 61-3
Storm Riders, 141, 336
Stracynzski, J. Michael, (and bondage), 10
Straw, Jack, 275
Street Fighter II, 360, 388
strippers, politicians’ love of, 67
Strontium Dog, 53, 60-3
Studio Ghibli, 43, 209, 276, 277, 348
Studio Pierrot, 259
Studio Proteus, 46-7, 68
Suetsugu Yuki, 206
Suga Shotaro, 126
Summer With Kuro, The, 30
Super Mario Bros, 360
Super Pachislo 777, 197-202
Super Soap, 140
Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, 123
Superman, 114, 119, 270, 345; by Leni Riefenstahl, 126
Suzuki Toshio, 260-1
Suzuki, Anne, 336
Swansea Animation Days, 72, 165
sweater (world’s worst), 18
Swimming Upstream, 321
Swinnerton, Alastair, 10
Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, 247
Taboo, 390
Taegukgi, 248-50
Tagami Yoshihisa, 218
Takahashi Rumiko, 11, 41, 326
Takahashi Shin, 301
Takahashi Tsutomu, 322-4
Takahata Isao, 29, 142, 150, 261
Takamara Shun, 322
Takarazuka Theater, 318
Takashige Hiroshi, 350
Takenaka Naoto, 326, 327
Takesaka Kaori, 193-4
Taketori Monogatari, 196
Tale of Genji, The, 40
Tamagotchi, 282-3
Tamala 2010, 290
Tampopo, 167
Tanaka Tomoyuki, 128
Tani Masaki, 182
Tarantino, Quentin, 42, 239, 247, 277, 322, 324, 352, 374
tart, evil blonde, 190
Tatsunoko, 259
TBS, 120, 317
Te Wei, 139
Tekken, 152
teledildonics, 87
tentacles, 82, 274
Terajima Susumu, 321
Terminator, 86, 309
Tetsujin 28, 36, 302-4
Tetsuo II, 308
Tezuka Osamu, 37, 75, 76-7, 139, 143, 166, 303, 318, 391
There’s a Secret in My Soup, 290
Three Monks, 140, 145
thrills, inarticulate/brassy, 273
Throne of Blood, 118, 128
Thunderbirds, 12
Time Machine, The, 251
Time of the Apes, 122
Time Traveller Ai, 172
Timestripper, 86
Titan Magazines, as repository for cartoon porn, 383
Titra Sound, 134
Titus Andronicus, 246
To Catch a Thief, 33
To, Chapman, 336
Tobe Keiko, 331-3
Toe Yuen, 142, 149-50
Toei, 31, 55; Movie Village of, 6-8
Together With Sister, 201
Tohoscope, 134, 364
Tokoro Juzo, 352
Tokyo Fist, 308
Tokyo Pop, 328
Tokyo Underground, 304-6
Tom and Jerry, 153, 272
Tomb Raider, 293
Tomorrow People, The, 121
Tong Che Chen, 335
Top Gun, 357
Touge Hiro, 201
Toyama no Kinsan, 7
Transformers, 159; and hairdressing, 194
translation, 224-42; conditions for, 63-4; ethics of, 64-5, 67, 102-3; self-appointed experts in, 68-9; intellectual property issues in, 208-9; price of, 238
Trnka, Jiri, 145
Tron, 365
True Romance, 321
Tse, Brian, 142, 149-50
Tsuburaya Eiji, 114-5, 119-21, 128
Tsui Hark, 141, 151
Tsuji Shintaro, 285-6
Tsukamoto Nami, 307
Tsukamoto, Shinya, 306-8
TV Asahi, 122-3, 271, 325, 329
Twilight Zone, 119
Uchino Masaaki, 329
Uchiyama Rina, 328
Udine Far East Film Festival, 138-53
Ueda Momoko, 181
Ueto Aya, 317, 329-30
Ultra Q, 120
Ultraman, 120-2, 124, 344
Under One Roof, 331
underwear, 81
University of East Anglia, 224
University of Leeds, 225
University of Stirling, 225
Uproar in an Art Studio, 138
Urano Chikako, 317
Urotsukidoji, 69, 73, 80, 157, 213, 216, 267, 274, 383
Urusei Yatsura, 326, 380
Urushikawa, Yumi, 380-2
Ustinov, Peter, 287
Utena, 318
V for Vendetta, 389
Vampire Princess Miyu, 40, 305, 357
van Damme, Jean-Claude, 346
Vangelis, 220-1
Variable Geo, 259
Variety, 346
Venetian Fantasy, A, 191
vertical integration, 263
Vexille, 376
Video Girl Ai, 298
Vital, 306-8
voice acting, 9, 52-63, 325
Voices of a Distant Star, 98, 375-6
Wachowski brothers, 277
Wacky Races, similarity to golf of, 183
Wakabayashi Maiko, 181
Waley, Arthur, 40
Wan Laiming, 138, 140, 147
Wanderings of Sanmao, 140
Wang Films, 141
Wang Shaudi, 141
Warner Bros., 143, 153, 173, 278
Watch With Mother, 291
Water Boys, 328
Water Margin, 303
Weekly Asahi, 128
Weinstein, Harvey, 261
Weiss Kreuz, 259
Wells, Herbert George, 251
West Wing, The, 313
Where’s Mama?, 139
Whitaker, Steve, 388-9
Whittingdale, John, 278
Who are the DeBolts and Where Did They Get 19 Kids?, 287
Wife in a Box, 195
Wild at Heart, 321
wild boar vindaloo, 104
Wildenborg, Patrick, 292-3
Will & Grace, 159
Williams, Kenneth, 62
Window of Orpheus, 319
Windows XP, as masturbatory aid, 74
Witchblade, 270
With the Light, 331-3
Witness, The, 196
Won Bin, 334
Wonder Woman, 270, 272
Wong Kar-wai, 106-8, 297
Wong, Faye, 334
Wong, James, 349
World Apartment Horror, 37
World-Con, 97-8, 106
wrecked cars, see Stockwell
wrestling, lesbian, 86
X-Files, The, 214, 350
Y (letter), script lacking, 15
Yamada Takayuki, 326, 328
Yamada Yasuo, 33
Yamamoto Isoroku, 128
Yamamoto Sumika, 329-31
Yamauchi Noriko, 194
Yanase Takashi, 287
Yang Dingxian, 140
Yano Tetsu, 386
Yen, Jerry, 333
Yeung Chi Gin, 290
Yokoyama Mitsuteru, 36, 302-4
Yonekubo Setsuko, 285
Yonekura Ryoko, 325
Yoo Yong-kil, 248
York, Dick, 324-5
Yoshida Tomoko, 328
Yoshizawa Yu, 330
Yost, David, 124
You Only Live Twice, 121
Young & Dangerous, 336
Young Jump, 322
Young, Michael, 44
Young, Rodger, 358, 386
Your Gentle Hand, 194
Yousling, Jim, 290
Y-style, 199
Yuasa Noriaki, 130
Yuzna, Brian, 345
Zhang Leping, 140
Zhou Keqin, 140
Zhou, Vic, 333
Zo Gari, 199-200
zombies, bridal, 190
Now if you can just post up the rest of the book I think I can make a pdf out of it ^__^
Heh. Thanks, Jonathan. I think I might just try to splice this into my Kindle copy, though translating page numbers to Kindle locations might not be worth the effort.
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