The Woodcutter’s Bride (1931)

It’s Midsummer Eve, and the youth of a Finnish village have gathered for a big party. Eetu Mikkola (Aku Käykö), heir to the wealthiest estate in the region, asks the pretty Leena Kosken (Helena Koskinen) to dance, to which she agrees with great reluctance. Seeing that Eetu’s advances are growing increasingly unwelcome, logger Erkki (Urho Somersalmi) diplomatically calls for a dance in the round. Eetu bristles with irritation at the interference of the logger gang, and starts trying to whip up the local folk against them over the course of several evenings.

Eventually Erkki bodily lifts Eetu off the ground and hangs him from a bridge support, and when that fails to shut him up, he throws him in the river. The stand-off continues, between gangs of rich boys and blue-collar folk, while Erkki and his fellow loggers gather beneath Leena’s window to sing a serenade.

Called away to see his sick mother, Erkki asks Leena to wait for him, and gives her a ring made of birch bark. While he is away, the mansion where Leena lives is put up for sale, becoming the subject of a fierce bidding war between Eetu and a wealthy investor, who turns out to be Erkki’s father. Erkki the presumed penniless logger rolls back into town in an open top car for the traditional Finnish homily that money doesn’t matter, but it really helps, and the young couple race off to the altar.

The origins of this Finnish film blog lay in the release of a DVD box set of all the films of the Suomen Teollisuus company a few years ago. What this means, is that although it aims to be complete, I have yet to go back before that company’s foundation in 1934 to watch the decade of movies that came before it. This Midsummer’s Eve, I caught Tukkipojan morsian on television, and decided to throw it in out of order.

Billed as the tenth anniversary production for the studio Suomi-Filmi, and Finland’s “first 100% talkie”, The Woodcutter’s Bride is a fascinating study in film technology. A few scenes are indeed recorded in studios with microphones, but much of the film is shot wild outdoors, overdubbed with cunning sleight of hand, as characters retreat into the distance or turn their backs to avoid lip sync issues, narrate scenes in post-production, or take a back seat for long, space-filling song and dance numbers.

Large chunks of the drama are portrayed in mime, which writer-director Erkki Karu cunningly renders part of the story, by setting so much of the action at raucous barn dances, where nobody can make themselves heard.

Writing for the Helsingin Sanomat, reviewer Erkki Kivijärvi totally got it, praising the film for its depiction of “summer idylls, Midsummer bonfires, girls in national costume carrying milk churns, bridge dances, fights… rafting and other picturesque phenomena of our rural life – both everyday and sacred.”

The anonymous reviewer in Svenska Pressen gushed about the film’s “novelties in the choice of characters, camera settings and editing,” which only serves to remind us that even hoary old clichés were young once. Here, we see the roots of uncountable later productions like Rich Girl (1939) and Scorned (1939) – the good-hearted salt of the earth, the girl pressured into an unwanted marriage, the Finnish stand-off between good-hearted boys who work with their hands, and an entitled class of monied dastards. Since the title also constitutes a synopsis, the conniving Eetu is little more than a plot device, but theatre actor Aku Käykö brings a bewitching presence to the screen. For some reason, his eyes glint and flash in the camera, giving him a feline, replicant aura that I have failed to catch in my screengrabs.

In the role of the young male lead, the forty-something Urho Somersalmi is a already a little long in the tooth. He was destined to be superseded by a new generation of male leads in the next few years, and indeed, we are witnessing them, in turn, aging out of the spotlight in the 1940s in the main strand of this Finnish film watchathon. Then again, this would not be the last Finnish film to feature middle-aged men duelling over the affections of a barely-legal girl. See, for example, The Bachelor Patron (1938).

Love interest Helena Koskinen is bright and feisty, holding her own for as long as she can against Eetu’s effortlessly wielded privilege. Her film career fizzled out in the wake of The 45,000 (1933), an earnest film about the spread of tuberculosis, but not because of any lack of talent. She was one of the casualties of director Karu’s cataclysmic falling-out with the board of his own company, after which he stomped off to start a new studio, Suomen Filmiteollissus. Which is where we came in, with Our Boys in the Air (1934).

Jonathan Clements is the author of A Short History of Finland. He is watching all the Finnish films, so you don’t have to.

Midwest Book Review

“…lives up to its title as a thoughtful discussion of how twenty select, enduring, and iconic anime transformed cinema worldwide… Jonathan Clements provides his unique insights into the evolution of an artistic medium. Thoroughly detailed yet accessible to all backgrounds, and replete with fascinating, little-known vignettes about historic anime and the people who created them, Japan’s Anime Revolution! is a ‘must-read’ for anime connoisseurs and highly recommended for both personal and public library theatre/cinema studies shelves.” — Midwest Book Review

Manhunt

In September 1978, Manhunt became the first Japanese film to be released in China since the Cultural Revolution, arriving as one of three movies presented at a Beijing “Japanese Film Week” – the others were Kei Kumai’s Sandakan No. 8 (1974) and Koreyoshi Kurahara’s The Glacier Fox (1978). It subsequently went on a national release in 1979, and circulated in multiple prints for years thereafter.

A 1999 survey reported that a staggering eighty percent of Chinese respondents claimed to have seen the film, some as many as ten times. It is for this reason that one sometimes sees Japanese claims that the movie was seen by 800,000,000 people – an extrapolation that assumes that the respondents tracked with the population of China as a whole. And yet, the film was indeed seen by a remarkable number of people, from the cinemas of Beijing to open-air travelling performances in rural valleys. In his book A History of a Billion Chinese People’s Passion for Japanese Film (2006), author Liu Wenbing recounts his first viewing of Manhunt as a teenager in the 1980s, at an outdoor screening in the countryside, in which ten thousand people took their places on one side of a cloth screen, while another eight thousand watched the film in reverse aspect, from the opposite side of the projection.

Audiences in the People’s Republic were bewitched by what had been entirely everyday location work in Tokyo. For a nation where the bicycle was the standard mode of transport, audiences were amazed at the sight of streets thick with automobiles. From the funky opening music, and the very first shot – an aerial image of the Shinjuku skyscrapers – Manhunt offered Chinese cinema-goers a window into a different world. The rooftop showdown, likely to have been chosen simply for ease of shooting without disrupting traffic, takes on a new meaning when one imagines an awestruck audience, ignoring the fisticuffs in the foreground to gaze in wonder at the Tokyo cityscape.

From my article in the Umbrella (Australia) Blu-ray booklet for the Japanese film Manhunt (1976), starring Ken Takakura.

Angel’s Egg

Much to everybody’s surprise, including mine, I shall be appearing today on screen at the Odeon West End in London, introducing Mamoru Oshii’s Angel’s Egg. For connoisseurs of my introductory videos, I believe this to be the first recorded in my new office, so everyone can criticise a different section of my bookshelves.

The distributors at Anime Limited announced this yesterday, only to receive a welter of social media replies from fans demanding Bleach. This is why you can’t have nice things.

Angel’s Egg, presumably along with my face looming out of the screen, will also be appearing in a number of other locations in the weeks to come.

The Generals’ General

“One gets the sense with The Art of War that Sun Tzu saw it as a vital part of his own strategy for personal survival, offering dire warnings to belligerent princelings that war was never to be taken lightly, and only considered as the last possible resort. There is an entire chapter on ‘Espionage’, not merely in a tactical sense for reconnaissance, but in terms of embedded assets within rival kingdoms, misinformation campaigns and double agents. Sun Tzu would do literally anything to prevent a war, and is not above sending a suicide mission to off an enemy leader before trouble begins. It will, he notes, save lives elsewhere.”

From my chapter on Sun Tzu, which opens Iain Dale’s just-published volume on military leaders, and draws, of course, on my own translation of The Art of War.

They Met on a Swing (1943)

Star-crossed lovers Aliina (the ever-radiant Irma Seikkula) and Jalmari (Olavi Reimas) are separated by Aliina’s stern father Mr Jarvela (Väinö Sola), who thinks that his daughter can do better than a miller’s son. Sure enough, Aliina soon gains a new suitor in the form of the elderly widower Elias (Edvin Laine), a man from the next village who has pots of cash.

Realising that she is pregnant, Aliina gives in to Elias’s entreaties. Working at a distant saw mill, Jalmari hears that Aliina has got married and had a son, and returns, despondent to his home district, where he gets a job at Elias’s mill. There, he must fight off the predatory minx Kerttu (the relentlessly sassy Kirsi Hurme, in highly unconvincing braids), as well as the flirty Maija-Liisa (Tuire Orri), who is only chasing him to make her boyfriend jealous.

But it’s Aliina who he truly loves, and he begins seeing her again in secret. The jilted Kerttu tells her boyfriend to reveal the affair to Elias, to get Jalmari fired and take his job. A broken-hearted, vengeful Elias finds the lovers inside the mill’s wheelhouse, and locks them in, hoping to drown them when he opens the sluice gate. But his scheme is thwarted when Kerttu realises the consequences of her actions and organises a rescue.

Elias banishes his wayward wife, granting her only wish – a little cottage with Jalmari and their child. His sister Etla (Anni Aitto) offers words of comfort that are an inversion of the ending of The Women of Niskavuori (1938), telling him: “The young are young, the old must give way. The law of life is merciless. The harvest will increase. Then even the quiet hum of the old mill will continue.”

You would think that the Finns would have had enough of the rural-woman-with-illegitimate-child-reunited-with-true-love cliché, but this adaptation of Lauri Haarla’s 1942 stage play Keinu-morsian adds another one to the pile, despite its similarity to his earlier Scorned (1939) and God’s Storm (1940). Martti Larni’s script expands the original with a few action-packed exteriors of farm life and a funfair, but Suomen Filmiteollisuus hedged its bets by premiering the film in rural cinemas, ahead of its “first” night in That Fancy Helsinki.

Haarla finished the original script “while air-raid sirens were wailing in Helsinki”, and some of the press at the time noticed the palliative effect of a pastoral drama when audiences had other problems they wanted to forget. Despite panning the film as a waste of time, Paula Talaskivi in the Helsingin Sanomat noted: “Eino Heino’s camera has captured within its frame the rural views that constantly captivate my eyes and the brightness of summer nature.”

Eight decades on, the camerawork remains the most striking thing about it, including an opening shot in which the happy lovers on a swing remain static while the entire world spins around them. The forest scenes, too, are shot in natural Finnish light, with the skies ablaze but the foregrounds often shrouded in shadow because of the low sun. Lakes are shot with painterly indulgence, and dockside scenes bustle with documentary urgency. Then and now, Valentin Vaala’s film plays like a keepsake of a past that had already gone, and yet which looms so largely in the family backgrounds of many Finns, for whom the lakes and forests of their ancestry are never all that far away.

Jonathan Clements is the author of A Short History of Finland. He is watching all the Finnish films so you don’t have to.

Eurovision Shouty I-Spy 2026

It’s 2026, the year of pointy shoulders, the year of a man painted silver, standing inside a Darth Vader silhouette, singing that he wants more. The year in which Britain sings in German, and in which hosts Austria’s “My Lovely Horse” entry to avoid winning again includes a man with a blue star on his face, and people with animal heads. And in which Finland is the bookies’ favourite, because they’ve got a blonde playing the violin and a man singing inside a burning sauna.

Step One: you will probably need to be quite drunk. Step Two: The following sights and sounds will occur during this Saturday’s Eurovision Song Contest. Can you spot them first? Remember to shout it out. As ever, there is more than one key change, and plenty of orbital cleavage. Keep your eyes (or ears) open for any of the following. And when you notice it, SHOUT IT OUT! Points can be scored all through the contest, on and off stage, including during the voting and in the greenroom, and there are quite a few to look for in the background video, too.

  • Golden glittery piano
  • Sudden angel wings
  • Starting upside down
  • Number 373 (it’s an area code)
  • FLAME ON! (every time there’s flames)
  • Giant opera singer
  • Glowing white spaghetti
  • Singing in a face mask
  • KEY CHANGE!
  • Hands make a heart
  • SWORD!
  • The slowmo backing dancers
  • COSTUME CHANGE
  • Lyrics: “You’re in my head, my heart, my body part.”
  • Neon gazebo
  • Scooter!
  • The Matrix backing dancers
  • Hands through the stage!
  • Onstage knitting
  • Singing to a pocket watch
  • Danes in a box
  • Greek statue comes to life
  • Fireman’s pole
  • Singing inside a giant gemstone
  • Backflip
  • Suddenly she’s wearing shades
  • WINKING!
  • A white witch hovering off the ground
  • Chair dancing
  • Imaginary bouzouki solo
  • Onstage Bacofoil box
  • One Thigh-high
  • Bimbling*
  • Orbital cleavage**
  • Buddha Jazz Hands***

Someone says “Jaja Dingdong!” — An oldie but a goodie, liable to crop up during the voting.

Greece awards 12 points to Cyprus / Former Yugoslavian Republic awards 12 points to Former Yugoslavian Republic.

(*swaying one’s head from side to side in a snakey fashion)
(**ostentatious cleavage sufficient to see from a satellite in orbit, which, according to Eurovision bra consultant Tom Clancy, requires a minimum of C-cup)

(***the dancers all pile behind the singer in a line and then fling their arms out, creating a multi-limbed oriental deity-look)

Let the bangaranga begin.

Credits Roll into the Sea

[Credits Roll into the Sea] has a lovely high concept, of a woman who believes that she has no story, but really wants to make one happen before she dies. The title of John Tarachine’s manga has a pun concealed within it. The “Umi” could mean ocean, but here it is also the name of our heroine, Umiko, a 65-year-old widow who is seized, after a lifetime of movie-watching, with the inspiration that she wants to make a film before she dies. Tarachine’s manga is a lovely evocation of the creative arts and the creative mind, starting with a woman who has never done anything before, immediately thrown off by the need to actually have an idea. Not even knowing what kind of film she wants to make, she heads off to the cinema to watch The Old Man and the Sea, where she runs into the androgynous and occasionally cross-dressing film student Kai Hamauchi.

The encounter with Kai introduces Umiko to a whole world of people just waiting for success in the arts, and to the fact that nobody is going to hand her a producer’s title on a plate. A producer needs to find the money, have the idea, sort out the script, find the actors, scout the locations… suddenly Umiko’s twilight years are vibrantly busy, and the whole thing is a touching memorial to her late husband, whom she first met on a date to the movies.

Repeatedly, Tarachine pokes around the fine line in media mogulship between getting stuff done and just goofing off. Is Umiko a dabbling dilettante or a producer in waiting? Is she having a cheesecake in a café with her mate, or is she investigating the possibility of a funding proposition? Is she off on a pointless daytrip with Kai, or is she scouting a location? One day, this might all turn into a movie… or nothing. It’s a lovely investigation of the literal glamour of movie magic.

Extracted from my Manga Snapshot article on Mystery Bonita magazine, from NEO #224, 2022. Credits Roll into the Sea will be released as an animated feature in 2027.

Koji Suzuki (1957-2026)

“His first novel, Paradise, is a ‘genetic’ romance, in which two star-crossed prehistoric lovers are separated by the Bering Strait, only for their distant descendants in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries to be reunited by some strange attraction and hereditary memory. However, it was with Ring, a supernatural detective drama, that Suzuki first found true success. Combining an eerie sense of the time abyss of the Japanese countryside, in which modern comforts are written only lightly over centuries of tradition and secrets, with one of fiction’s most perfect basilisks, it posits a ‘haunted’ scrap of film that will strike its viewer dead unless it is shown to another, hence passing on the ‘curse’.”

From my entry in the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction on the author Koji Suzuki, who died last Friday.

The Illiterate’s Guide

Fittingly on David Attenborough’s 100th birthday, I stumble across a podcast that latches onto the “history as a calendar year” analogy that I stole from Life on Earth.

It even comes with a bunch of nifty, and I am guessing, A.I.-generated infographics to summarise the book. But who are these anonymous podcasters? Could this be the first review of my work delivered by robots?