Marcus [SINGS] Rule Britannia…
As the door opens.
Adam [RECEDING/CALLING] Don’t mind him, he’s drunk, officer.
Doctor Officer…?
Adam [DISTANT] Just high spirits!
Doctor Can you tell me what year it is?
Marcus [DISTANT] What year it is!?
Doctor Yes!
Marcus [DISTANT] And I thought I was wasted!
Adam [DISTANT/TO MARCUS] What year is it, actually?
Marcus [DISTANT] It’s the Year of the Ox, matey!
Adam [DISTANT] Yeah! Year of the Ox! [MOOOOOO!]
Marcus [DISTANT] [MOOOOOOO!] Come with us!
Doctor Where are you going?
Marcus [DISTANT] Little England!
And as Marcus and Adam fade out, chorusing to the tune of “Here We Go”: Enger-land Engerland Engerland… Engerland, Engerland Engerla-and…. Engerland Engerland Engerland, Engerla-and, ENG-GER-LAND!
Doctor [MUSING] It’s worse than I thought.