Unexpectedly, we have been given access to the site of the Marquis of Haihun’s tomb. The museum there is still a year away from opening, and we are not permitted to film the tomb next door that is still being excavated, but since we are meeting Yang Jun, the propaganda office can’t really say no.

In a windswept Chinese village strewn with inquisitive chickens, we meet Qiu Zongren, the happy security guard who is our morning interviewee. He grew up locally, and was there to witness the find, and ended up becoming a guard on the dig site, so has some handy stories to tell about what the locals made of the tomb.

“Before the discovery, we never went there,” he admits. “Everybody said it was haunted. But then there was a night in 2011 when we saw lights on the hill, and realised that whatever was under the ground, someone was trying to rob it. We didn’t know what to do, so we called Jiangxi Television, and they called the police and the archaeologists. After that, I ended up in the guardhouse on the site all through the dig. I’d come home every night, and my mum and dad would ask me what was going on at work, and I couldn’t tell them. Because we weren’t just bringing up old pots and bits of bronze. We were bringing up so much gold, so it all got classified. We tried to make it all sound as dull as possible. ‘Just a few pots today, mum. Very boring. No gold. Definitely not.’”

We head off to the rice paddies where the Marquis’s mansion used to be, now only vaguely recognisable by the rammed earth walls that now form a low, wooded hill around the perimeter. It is cold and windy, and I am supposed to sound enthusiastic about standing in a field.

The last event of the shoot is scheduled at the tomb itself, a hole in the ground topped by a garish bright blue Dutch barn.

We can hear Yang Jun before we see him, because he is screaming at the technicians at the site of the tomb next to the Marquis’s. I don’t quite follow why he is so angry, but in the ten minutes before we arrive, he has idly ambled over to the new dig site and found them doing something that is apparently terrible. I don’t recognise a lot of the words he is yelling at them, except that something that should have been here is most demonstrably over there instead, and something that should be have been done one way is being done another way, and this has apparently ruined Christmas for someone. The scolding goes on for an embarrassingly long time, until the director herds the crew into a shed and tells them to stop watching. Clarissa the fixer begins to genuinely fret that Yang Jun will have lost his voice by the time we get to his interview.

But he trots down the hill towards us with a beaming smile.

“Did you get that on film?” he asks. “I thought it looked good.”

Er… no, says the director. We were giving you some privacy.

“All right,” he says. “I will go up there and shout at them again.” And before she can demur, he is running back up the hill, calling them a bunch of idiots and demanding to know if they’ve ever worked on an archaeological site before, because it doesn’t look like from where he’s standing, etc… Despite being friendly off-camera, I think he wants to cultivate an image as a tough taskmaster.

Only slightly hoarse, he assembles at the edge of the tomb to talk to me about the events of its discovery, which will inter-cut nicely with the same story heard from Qiu Zongren. You already know the story of the Marquis, so I won’t bore you with it again, except to quote Yang Jun’s explanation of why the tomb was so richly appointed. “Remember that this man started off as the satrap of a whole district in Shandong. Then he was the emperor. Then he was a marquis. And his father was the favourite son of the longest-ruling emperor of the Han dynasty, and one of the more storied beauties in Chinese history. So, yes, we have all those aspects of his life to consider in the grave.”

He then leads me into the grave itself, ten metres down on a perilous rammed-earth staircase, covered with slippery polythene. He points out the depression in the ground that marks the point where the grave-robbers had reached, and tells me of how he was lowered in the forbidding hole on a winch, down in the dark, to see what they had found.

“We were lucky,” he says. “Because people have tried to rob this tomb before. But about three hundred years after the death of the Marquis [i.e. around 300 AD] there was a massive earthquake in Jiangxi, and this whole area dropped down below the water table. It flattened the coffin and damaged some of the site, but it also left most of the tomb waterlogged. That put off robbers, and it also preserved the lacquerwork.”

The director and the crew come down to film us at ground zero, but Yang Jun reveals that he is only happy with us being shot from above. If the camera actually goes into the tomb space, it will notice how ratty it all is, and Yang Jun has already had a second eppy of the day after tripping over a pile of dog turds by the ramp. So we all have to head back up to the balcony, by which time it has started raining, drumming on the tin roof until we can barely be heard.

My last shot of the series is “meeting” Yang Jun, bounding up the wooden steps to shake his hand, and him leading me into the upper levels of the grave. As we move out of sight of the camera, I point into the gaping pit of the Marquis of Haihun’s tomb and say: “So, is this your house?”

He laughs, and the director calls cut.

Jonathan Clements is the author of A Brief History of China. These events featured in Route Awakening S05E04 (2019).

There is an edgy staff dynamic at the Nanchang Museum, which has three times the usual number of security guards because of all the gold in it. This makes them jumpy at the best of times, but one also suspects that they are already all too aware that when the new Marquis of Haihun museum opens in the hinterland [it is now open], they will be surplus to requirements. Or rather, they will be offered a chance to keep their jobs, but only if they are prepared to commute an hour each way to what is currently a slum in the countryside.

This helps explain why the curator is so arsey with Clarissa the fixer, initially refusing to cooperate, then only ringing her back with oleaginous solicitude after he gets a bollocking from his boss. But he is still obstructive, refusing to allow us in to film on Monday, when the museum is usually closed to the public. Everywhere else we have shot, the staff have happily let us film on Mondays, when a Chinese museum is blissfully free of people, give or take the occasional cleaners. Clarissa even offered to pay overtime for the security guards if they would come in, but no, the curator would hear nothing of it.

So we are obliged to fit in my pieces to camera around a huddle of bumbling old couples who have inexplicably turned up with their week’s shopping in rustling bags; breathless girls who giggle at the sight of a film crew and insist on repeatedly taking selfies in the camera’s line of sight, and the constant jabber, key-jangling and walkie-talkie interference of the security guards themselves, who seem blissfully unaware that the harder they watch us, the longer we will take.

I only have a few pieces to do today, but each of them has to be carefully tailored to deal with the available information. One is about a boiler uncovered from the tomb, seemingly an object of zero interest, but suggesting that the Han Chinese had alcohol distillation more than a thousand years before it supposedly arrived in China. The fact that a whole film crew has set up next to an unassuming metal drum soon brings throngs of tourists over, crowding to read the signage and trying to work out why we are filming this and not the gold ingots.

Another piece is about a goose-shaped lantern that contains an ingenious smoke absorption chamber. Here, I earn my money by refusing to call it ecologically friendly, as it is still burning carbon, just not filling the room with smoke.

And in a scene that I, and I alone, regard as a hilarious Top Gear parody, I put on my best Clarkson impersonation and discuss the Marquis of Haihun’s pimped-out ride, the Well-Dressed Chariot, a “top-of-the-line sports utility vehicle with gold trimmings, a roaring four horse-power and a built-in drum to annoy the neighbours.” I have to think up this speech on the fly, rehearse it while the director is getting pick-ups elsewhere, and take the assstant producer to one side to photograph the signage for certain terms, so that our Chinese broadcast, when back-translated, matches what the museum says. I pace around the chariot, shuffling the words of my speech to avoid repetitions and redundancies, triple-checking facts and figures and terminology, shadowed by a glaring security guard, who plainly believes that I am just about to vault the fence and hotwire it, presumably driving it away with magic horses. After a while, I decide to see how many times I can walk around the same display before he stops following me. It takes thirty-three circuits.

Today’s interviewee, the archaeologist Yang Jun, hasn’t helped by kiting his arrival time from morning to lunchtime, to afternoon, such that a good two hours of my fee today was earned sitting on a bench reading a book. But when he turns up, he is chubby, happy man, ready to talk about how funny it is for him to revisit the Haihun artefacts, separated from him now by bulletproof glass, whereas when he first saw them he was digging them out of the ground with his bare hands.

You would think that the arrival of the man who, to all intents and purposes, found the Haihun tomb, would cause the museum staff to prick up their ears, lean in for some gossip, or otherwise chill out, but they regard him with the same sneering disdain that they have for everybody else.

We’re here specifically to talk about the matijin (Horse Hoof Gold), a collection of odd-shaped gold ingots, some filled with Roman glass, that were buried with the Marquis of Haihun. “They weren’t money, as such,” explains Yang Jun, “because he couldn’t spend them. They were imperial gifts, really a reflection not of him, but of his dad, who was the favourite son of the Han Emperor Wudi, and Wudi’s most beloved consort, the Lady Li.” Lady Li was a famous beauty, of whom it was once said that “one look would make a city fall, a second would bring down a kingdom.”

“The thing is that we already know that there was a precipitous decline in the amount of gold in China during the Han dynasty, and I’ve got three theories for that. One is the rise in Buddhist statuary and accoutrements, that hoovered up all the gold around. Another is that trade with Rome was eating away at it.* But the most obvious explanation is that funereal customs changed to the extent that people were buried with their wealth, which the Marquis of Haihun’s grave seems to bear out.”

(*I find this one hard to believe, as the ‘trade with Rome’ was really all about silk going west, and the flow of silver out of Europe into Central Asia. As regular readers of this parish know, there were indeed commodities travelling from the Mediterranean to China, but it’s hard to believe that the Chinese were paying anyone for them in gold).

Although literary finds rarely make for good television, I also bullishly insist on quizzing him about the books found in the tomb. It’s one of those rare moments when the director is sure to dump the footage, but I want to know. Is it true that the tomb includes a copy of the Confucian Analects with the fabled two bonus chapters only found in the state of Qi, and believed lost for the last 1800 years?

“Oh yes,” says Yang Jun, eyeing me curiously as if I am a hamster that has suddenly started discussing Brecht. “So we’ve got the Qi Analects, which has two ‘new’ chapters of Confucius: they’re called Wen Wang (Asking the King) and Zhidao (The Knowledge). But we’ve also got some classics of the Yellow Emperor that people haven’t read before. But everything you see around you is only a part of the find. The gold might be shiny and impressive, but it’s also relatively easy to get out of the ground and put on display. I think the real treasures will take years to become manifest – the previously unseen books, for example, or all the exquisite lacquerware.”

Ah, there it is. The lacquerware, which when this episode airs will be the thing I go looking for more information on. We’ve finally shot the early scene that will send me off to other places, even though chronologically we have already shot those parts. And tomorrow, in fact, will be our final day of shooting, six weeks and 1,500 miles after we started.

Jonathan Clements is the author of A Brief History of China. These events featured in Route Awakening S05E03 (2019).

The Chinese are building a posh, modernist museum near the grave site of the Marquis of Haihun. The nearby village has been sinisterly evacuated, the houses already fallen into ruin. The archaeological site is closed to the public, and the museum is just a hole in the ground, but we are here to visit the preservation office, where wood and lacquer items are prepared for restoration.

It’s the closest thing I have ever seen to a prison. A police station stands incongruously in the field outside. The facility itself is a squat white former factory, surrounded by a wall, razor wire and an electric fence. It boasts an inner and outer gate, as well as a guard dog. Inside there are over three hundred motion sensors that beep enthusiastically whenever you try to go out for a wee, as well as uncounted security cameras and a separate echelon of security guards.

“It’s about the gold,” says Xia Huaqing, the head restorer. “Well, sort of. The grave site is famous for all the gold that was found there, so naturally anyone with a criminal intent is going to assume that this place is piled with it. But all the gold’s in the museum.”

Instead. Mr Xia’s facility patiently hosts shelf after shelf, in room after room of lacquer objects. Endless rows of tupperware containers hold goblets, tables and bowls, suspended in a chemical solution that is apparently so toxic that we cannot be in the room with it for more than thirty minutes, even wearing protective gear. Another larger chamber holds the wooden outer slats of Liu He’s sarcophagus, which need to soak for four or five years before they can be allowed to dry… only then will they be ready for restoration.

The longest room, packed with a couple of hundred sealed Tupperware trays that each seem to contain a dozen decayed chopsticks, contains the bamboo slats of the books unearthed from Liu He’s tomb, including the Qi Analects. We are there on the day that one of the archaeologists who uncovered the tomb turns up with two super-watt lamps and a digital camera. Wearing a face mask and googles, his trouser legs wrapped in cling-film against accidental splashes, he straddles each box, trying to get a super high-definition photograph so that his people can start to translate it. I suggest that maybe these two missing chapters from the Analects are the ones that have all the jokes in, but nobody is interested.

And there are the coins, piles of bronze coins, normally the wuzhu variety, named for weighing the same as 500 grains of millet. Entirely unassuming, everyday bronze Chinese coins that you see all over the place, except the Marquis of Haihun’s tomb contained at least two million of them. Two stern-faced women sit in little aprons, wearing rubber gloves, grabbing a couple of wuzhu coins from a bucket and giving them a desultory scrape with a hard-bristled brush.

“I see you’ve got a pair of scrubbers on the job,” I say to Mr Xia.

“Oh yes,” he says, “they’re at it all day, every day. In fact, this place is so remote, and the security is so tight, that we usually just come here for a whole week, and just live inside the facility. That’s why we’ve got the little allotment.” Little vegetable patches are all over the ground, and in the most unappetising sight apart from the guard dog’s loose bowels, slices of daikon radish are stretched out all over the basketball court and the bins to dry.

It’s Christmas Eve, and so the crew are squired out to the Shangrila Hotel for a Cantonese meal, which includes a roast piglet, its eyes gouged out and replaced by Satanic glowing lamps. Christmas Day, if my memory serves me correctly, begins in a drunken haze at a karaoke bar, with the director and I murdering Ice Ice Baby while the rest of the crew look on aghast.

Jonathan Clements is the author of A Brief History of China. These events featured in Route Awakening S05E04 (2019), although mercifully not the karaoke.